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Song Parodies -> "Hoping That He Only Holds My Hand"

Original Song Title:

"Walkin In A Winter Wonderland"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Hoping That He Only Holds My Hand"

Parody Written by:

annimal

The Lyrics

My ears ring
With tenitis
Got hooked up
With Matthias

A beautiful night
Or maybe a fright
Depends if he only holds my hand

Sit and play games Atari
Heard he has a Ferrari
Think of a love song
As I play ping pong
Hoping that he only holds my hand

Passing time right now I’m playing Pacman
While I hear the song called Mrs. Brown
Might say: Are you married?
I say: No man
I’d be the truth but he
Might frisk me down

Later on
Try respire
as I sit by the fire
To face I’m afraid
the plans that we've made
Gosh I hope this guy just holds my hand

Turn on Windows and I play Megaman
Gulp a bunch of Hershey Kisses down
Easily can beat up Flash and Crashman
Now it’s bed time I put on my night gown

Well this blows
I ain’t sleeping
In my mind ideas creeping
I But fear has not strayed
Gosh I hope this guy just holds my hand

Gosh I hope this guy just holds my hand
Gosh I hope this guy just holds my hand
Misses brown? what's an Atari? ping pong?

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