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Song Parodies -> "What Do You Do With a Touching POTUS"
Original Song Title:
"What Do You Do With a Drunken Sailor"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"What Do You Do With a Touching POTUS"
Parody Written by:
Callmelennie
The Lyrics
Grandpa Joe Biden's continues to get overly friendly with young girls even as he must know this is poison for his image of a President. So, as a gesture of bipartisan ship I offer the wisdom of this Irish sea shanty to his handlers
What do you do with a touching POTUS
What do you do with a touching POTUS
What do you do with a touching POTUS
Early in the morning
Way hey, check up on Biden
Way hey, check up on Biden
Way hey, check up on Biden
Early in the morning
Rap his knuckles with an old nun's ruler
Rap his knuckles with an old nun's ruler
Rap his knuckles with an old nun's ruler
Early in the morning
What the hey, look out for Biden
What the hey, look out for Biden
What the hey, look out for Biden
Early in the morning
Put him in a basement till midterm's over
Put him in a basement till midterm's over
Put him in a basement till midterm's over
Early in November
Way hey, fed up with Biden
Way hey, fed up with Biden
Way hey, fed up with Biden
Early in the morning
Stick him with The Bunny with handcuffs on him
Stick him with The Bunny with handcuffs on him
Stick him with The Bunny with handcuffs on him
Early in the morning
Way hey, round up the Biden
Way hey, round up the Biden
Way hey, round up the Biden
Early in the morning
Send him to Ukraine with his crackhead, Hunter
Send him to Ukraine with his crackhead Hunter
Send him to Ukraine with his crackhead, Hunter
Only till November
Way hey. wassup wi' Biden
Way hey, wassup wi' Biden
Way hey, wassup wi' Biden
Early in the morning
That's what you do with a touching POTUS
That's what you do with a touching POTUS
That's what you do with a touching POTUS
Early in the morning
What do you do with a touching POTUS
What do you do with a touching POTUS
Early in the morning
Way hey, check up on Biden
Way hey, check up on Biden
Way hey, check up on Biden
Early in the morning
Rap his knuckles with an old nun's ruler
Rap his knuckles with an old nun's ruler
Rap his knuckles with an old nun's ruler
Early in the morning
What the hey, look out for Biden
What the hey, look out for Biden
What the hey, look out for Biden
Early in the morning
Put him in a basement till midterm's over
Put him in a basement till midterm's over
Put him in a basement till midterm's over
Early in November
Way hey, fed up with Biden
Way hey, fed up with Biden
Way hey, fed up with Biden
Early in the morning
Stick him with The Bunny with handcuffs on him
Stick him with The Bunny with handcuffs on him
Stick him with The Bunny with handcuffs on him
Early in the morning
Way hey, round up the Biden
Way hey, round up the Biden
Way hey, round up the Biden
Early in the morning
Send him to Ukraine with his crackhead, Hunter
Send him to Ukraine with his crackhead Hunter
Send him to Ukraine with his crackhead, Hunter
Only till November
Way hey. wassup wi' Biden
Way hey, wassup wi' Biden
Way hey, wassup wi' Biden
Early in the morning
That's what you do with a touching POTUS
That's what you do with a touching POTUS
That's what you do with a touching POTUS
Early in the morning
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"The Bunny" refers to the now-legendary Eastern Bunny who risked almost certain groping at the feeble hands of Joe Biden by interposing herself between Joe and some preteen children on Easter Sunday
Biden's hands were so strong, they ripped the Presidency away from a "man" whose tiny hands kept grabbing women by the...
And there are witnesses to Trump grabbing women in a BTP kind of way? How about actual complaints? How about videos, because there are dozens of videos of "The Biden Creeping Tonight" .... Now I wont go so far as to day this is pedophilia. Maybe the death of two of his children 50 years ago royally freaked up his mind. But still what he's doing isnt appropriate behavior for the local dogcatcher's assistant, let alone the President
Yeah, it's not like he was trying to usurp democracy or something...oh wait a minute.
So .. when, on Jan 6, Trump recited the 6 different categories that the margin of victory in Georgia was based on illegal ballots, he was "usurping democracy". In other words, he was lying. So why wasnt he prosecuted for that, because that really would be treasonous. .... And what about those 20 Republican Attorney General who filed a brief before the Supreme Court with an affidavit that purports to proves that the vote totals for Biden that showed up on the day after were mathematically impossible. If these AGs were making this sh*t up, then they committed perjury before the Supreme Court. So, why havent THEY been prosecuted?
Came across some pretty funny answers to "What do you do with a drunken sailor? ..... Put him at the helm of the Exxon Valdez .. Make him steer a ship to block the Suez ... Hit him with a jack and steal his money ..... And, finally .. Put him in charge of an ocean liner; Put him charge of an ocean liner; Put him in charge of an ocean LINER ... Headed for an iceberg
"Mathematically impossible"? You use these words, I do not think they mean what you think they mean.
https://apnews.com/article/fact-checking-afs:Content:9647421250
Get over it: Trump lost, he knows he lost, he has known it from the start.
https://apnews.com/article/fact-checking-afs:Content:9647421250
Get over it: Trump lost, he knows he lost, he has known it from the start.
"Get over it" .. Philster, please ... As Phil well knows, I havent said anything on this subject since March, 2021, when I did the parody, "Counterfeit Biden" Then, I responded a few days ago to a challenge by Libby. So, if you all dont want to hear about it, dont bring it up. Ive said my piece .... BTW, if you want to see an epic argument on this subject, check out the comments thread on this parody. There are great arguments pro and con. Decide for yourself
I just had a read through the comments on your Counterfeit Biden parody (http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles3838.shtml). It's not an "epic argument", it's you being called on every bit of bulls*** and attempted distraction; you being unable to support *any* of the claims you have made; and then just going silent after my suggestion that the reason you haven't tried to provide evidence for your bulls*** claims is that you know at least subconsciously that none of them stand up to scrutiny. That "mathematical impossibility" is another such.
There are *no* great arguments for the election being fraudulent, at least none which have been presented by anyone who appears to believe in Trump's lie. I have lost count of how many people I have asked, not a single one has been able to provide anything to support their views that stands up to scrutiny.
If you had any intellectual honesty, you would admit that you were wrong, and that Biden won fair and square.
There are *no* great arguments for the election being fraudulent, at least none which have been presented by anyone who appears to believe in Trump's lie. I have lost count of how many people I have asked, not a single one has been able to provide anything to support their views that stands up to scrutiny.
If you had any intellectual honesty, you would admit that you were wrong, and that Biden won fair and square.
There's nothing suspicious of the ballot dump in 3 to 5 a.m. when they said they were too tired and Biden is doing a fine job, get over it you Trumptard Nazi!
The above comment is exactly why we can be confident that the election results were sound: someone posting random conspiracy theory rubbish while pretending to be me (presumably to give the comment some kind of gravitas it would be lacking if posted under the user's real name), without any kind of proof that it actually happened, that it was fraudulent, let alone caused the result of the election to change. It's so damn pathetic, it's incredible anybody believes this twaddle.
Plus it's not like the Democrats impeding the audits are anything to go by.
Yeah... it's not like people pretending to be me have anything worthwhile to add to a debate. If you had anything to support your insane conspiracies, you'd post it without pretending to someone you aren't. But you don't, and you're just too cowardly to admit it under your own name. If you can't state something as yourself and be prepared to provide evidence that what you say happened, did happen, then it's adding to the ever-growing pile of circumstantial evidence that all these fraud claims are so much hot air. You probably think you're being oh, so clever, muddying the waters by putting my name on your posts, but I'd say it's pretty damn obvious to anyone with a couple of brain cells to rub together which ones are the real me posting.
Which is why no matter what point being had, I rather believe anything the mainstream media tells me without doing my own research or use common sense. Also Biden is doing a wonderful job and is a better president Trump can ever dream of being! Death to MAGA!
Why is it that people who have not even the tiniest shred of a clue what doing research is always tell others to do their own? But I guess the idiot pretending to be me thinks that is probably the only way to give his ideas intellectual credibility. It's not working.
And I'm totally not projecting.
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