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Song Parodies -> "Melanie Adele Martinez"

Original Song Title:

"John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Melanie Adele Martinez"

Parody Written by:

Z-Police Productions, Inc.

The Lyrics

Melanie Adele Martinez
She's such a crybaby!
Whenever she performs
The whole crowd shouts and swarms,
"Miss Melanie "Crybaby" Martinez!
Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah...

Melanie Adele Martinez
Throwing pity parties!
Whenever she performs
The whole crowd shouts and swarms,
"Miss Melanie "Crybaby" Martinez!
Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah...

Melanie Adele Martinez
She likes potato heads
Whenever she performs
The whole crowd shouts and swarms,
"Miss Melanie "Crybaby" Martinez!
Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah...

Melanie Adele Martinez
Learning the K-12 way!
Whenever she performs
The whole crowd shouts and swarms,
"Miss Melanie "Crybaby" Martinez!
Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah...

Melanie Adele Martinez
She needs a sippy cup!
Whenever she performs
The whole crowd shouts and swarms,
"Miss Melanie "Crybaby" Martinez!
Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah...

Melanie Adele Martinez
She'd love a mad hatter!
Whenever she performs
The whole crowd shouts and swarms,
"Miss Melanie "Crybaby" Martinez!
Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah...

Melanie Adele Martinez
Hiding in a dollhouse!
Whenever she performs
The whole crowd shouts and swarms,
"Miss Melanie "Crybaby" Martinez!
Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah!

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Pacing: 1.3
How Funny: 1.3
Overall Rating: 1.3

Total Votes: 14

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2LD4U - October 11, 2022 - Report this comment
???????????
Do not pass go - October 12, 2022 - Report this comment
Whoah, seriously? Seven verses each with six lines, and your idea of a parody is to change only the second line in each verse? That doesn't really cut it. The only clear thing from this is that you do not rate Melanie Martinez. Now you know how I feel about the parody. Put a bit of effort into it.
Mr. Thirteen-votes - April 04, 2023 - Report this comment
“Learning the K-12 way!” “She’d love a mad hatter!” What?

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