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Song Parodies -> "Between the Eyes"

Original Song Title:

"Silmien Välliin"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Between the Eyes"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

The original is a WWII propaganda song, considered too outré by the Finns. But it has been adopted by the Ukrainians, so here is the English translation.
Zhelenskyi he said, we need ammunition
to get rid of the Orcish aggression
between the eyes, between the eyes
between the eyes of Orcs, oh yeah!

Those insisting de-nazifcation
get a quick lead intoxication
between the eyes, between the eyes
between the eyes of Orcs, oh yeah!

Between the eyes of Orcs, hey
will stop them cold and dead, yay
between the eyes, between the eyes
between the eyes of Orcs, oh yeah!

Blast the Orcs with hot iron and nickel
they will drop their hammer and sickle
between the eyes, between the eyes
between the eyes of Orcs, oh yeah!

Oligarchs are screaming and Putin is pouting
Orcs are fleeing and conscripts are routing
between the eyes, between the eyes
between the eyes of Orcs, oh yeah!

Between the eyes of Orcs, hey
will stop them cold and dead, yay
between the eyes, between the eyes
between the eyes of Orcs, oh yeah!

Let it be even old Rasputin-a
we'll grab him on throat and beat up
between the eyes, between the eyes
between the eyes of Orcs, oh yeah!

We know the Orcs are violent and rotten
Holodomor has not been forgotten
between the eyes, between the eyes
between the eyes of Orcs, oh yeah!

Between the eyes of Orcs, hey
will stop them cold and dead, yay
between the eyes, between the eyes
between the eyes of Orcs, oh yeah!

Orcs are not gonna go back to Mordor
they will find their graves next to Dnipro
between the eyes, between the eyes
between the eyes of Orcs, oh yeah!

Orcish tanks are not gettng too far
they get shot up by our Bayraktar
between the eyes, between the eyes
between the eyes of Orcs, oh yeah!

Between the eyes of Orcs, hey
will stop them cold and dead, yay
between the eyes, between the eyes
between the eyes of Orcs, oh yeah!

Orcish planes and choppers keep falling
Stingers make sure the Grim Reaper is calling
between the eyes, between the eyes
between the eyes of Orcs, oh yeah!

Puncture with knife that Asian pustule
driving the Orcs back their home of a cesspool
between the eyes, between the eyes
between the eyes of Orcs, oh yeah!

Between the eyes of Orcs, hey
will stop them cold and dead, yay
between the eyes, between the eyes
between the eyes of Orcs, oh yeah!

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Susanna Viljanen - October 03, 2022 - Report this comment
Seems I hit the Putin Troll right between the eyes.

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