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Song Parodies -> "We Don't Need No Stinking, Bloody, Russian Oil"

Original Song Title:

"She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"We Don't Need No Stinking, Bloody, Russian Oil"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

We don’t need no stinking, bloody Russian oil
we will find a new way to make our kettles boil
we will rig a solar panel
in the night we will wear flannel
we don’t need no stinking, bloody Russian oil

We don’t need no stinking bloody Russian gas
you can tell the Czar to go and kiss my a**
we will split another atom
Russian trolls cannot it fathom
we don’t need no stinking bloody Russian gas

We don’t need no stinking Russian electricity
we just dim the lights we don’t need in our city
we'll get by with one less 'pliance
as a sign of our defiance
we don’t need no stinking Russian electricity

We don’t need no Russian fuels for our car
You can tell Mr. Putin he’s a falling star
we’ll make ethanol from silage
it will gain us better mileage
we don’t need no Russian fuels for our car

We don't need the Russian enerygy at all
we just love to watch how their empire will fall
two hundred kilometres per hour
go our trains by windy power
we don't need no Russian energy at all

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Peter Andersson - September 12, 2022 - Report this comment
All's not well inside their empire at all
There's a sickness running through the Kremlin halls And to zero goes the vitals
Through defenestration-itis
Soon it's Putin's turn to through a window fall
Peter Andersson - September 12, 2022 - Report this comment
All's not well inside their empire at all
There's a sickness running through the Kremlin halls
And to zero goes the vitals
Through defenestration-itis
Soon it's Putin's turn to through a window fall
SUX2BU - September 12, 2022 - Report this comment
Yep, you TOTALLY don't need Russian oil. That's why your economy is literally shutting down now that you don't have it. Sit in your coffins and freeze and starve to death, Eurotrash. Goodbye and good riddance to your arrogant and decadent civilization.
Peregrin - September 13, 2022 - Report this comment
Hi Susanna, long time no see. I quite enjoyed this one :)
Susanna Viljanen - September 13, 2022 - Report this comment
sux2bu, wake up and smell the coffee. My own country just got its fifth nuclear power plant on-line, so you Russkies need to learn to drink your oil soon.
Phil Alexander - September 17, 2022 - Report this comment
And when we don't use their energy at all
That's when the Russian kleptocracy will fall
We'll laugh as they stick the boot in
Their ex-president Vlad Putin
They'll be lining up to kick him in the balls

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