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Song Parodies -> "Gun-Bless America"

Original Song Title:

"God Bless America"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Gun-Bless America"

Parody Written by:

Noguns Shoguns

The Lyrics

Gun-bless America, land of the sub’
Keep sidearms by, abide by
Pistols under the bed and the tub

We must count on open carry
Pretty scary ’way from home
Gun-bless America, where’r we roam

Gun-bless America, land of the sub’
We must guard them and hoard them
For when black choppers hover above

Government clowns, very scary
Want to take them from our homes
Gun-bless America, where’r we roam
Gun-bless America, gun down fed gnomes

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Michael Pacholek - June 04, 2022 - Report this comment
To paraphrase Sam Seaborn from "The West Wing," when I one-bomb somebody, I put my name on it. You want to be safe, you get rid of the guns, you don't get more of them. We HAD "good guys with guns" in Uvalde, and they made things much worse. And those cops actually WERE members of a well-regulated militia. Not well enough, apparently. Everybody who sees himself as "a good guy with a gun" thinks he's going to be John Wayne taking down Liberty Valance to protect Jimmy Stewart. In reality, 99 out of 100 of them would be Fredo Corleone, unable to properly handle the gun, and too late to protect the Don anyway, because he's already been shot.
CML - June 08, 2022 - Report this comment
Actually, there was a civilian good guy with a gun working at the nearby mortuary. He went to check out the truck crash and saw the kid and his $8000 collection of guns and ammo (which Im sure is clearly within the means of a retired part time burger flipper with a druggie mother) and knew there was trouble. Sadly, he didnt bring his gun with him so he ran back to his office to get it. At that point, he was advised to cease and desist as it was determined that the best way to bring the situation under control was to engage in mass cowardice, so he was ordered to stick his thumb up his ass as about 20 children were shot and killed ........ Now, if he had brought his gun with him and saw two semiauto weapons on the seat next to a psycho kid, do you really think he would have done nothing as the kid grabbed for his weapon, or would the instinct of self preservation have taken over?

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