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Song Parodies -> "Stark Clan Uber Alles"

Original Song Title:

"Deutschland Uber Alles"

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Parody Song Title:

"Stark Clan Uber Alles"

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The Lyrics

Many fans of GOT complain about the last season. As a person whose last name is quite similar to the Starks, I always retort, "Whats not to like, Starks are in charge of everything; its the first six seasons that I hated ....... Anyhoo, here's a triumphal song that was penned by Arya to celebrate the triumph of the Sansanian Gynarchy over the incestuonormative, melaninophobic, matriarchofascim of Cersei Lannister and Dany T; not to mention the installation of the Neo- Dwarfist, Three Eyed Branogarchy on the Melted Throne. And if this seems a bit fascist, remember Ary had been thru many changes -- from terrified, orphaned waif to supremely confident Official Throat Slasher at the court of her sister, Queen Sansa. So if she gets a little carried away, cut her some slack .. lest she cut YOU some "slack"
Stark clan, Stark Clan uber alles
Uber alles Koeningsreich
Was mich nicht umbricht tut macht uns
Starker als die Lann'ster schweine
Von die Wald bis an die Necken
Von die West bin Schmallen sie
Starken Starken uber alles
Uber alles Westeros

Starken madchen, Stark bastarden
Starken mutter und Starken wolfe
Zurruckkommen uns en die Welt
Zurruckgebben Nordische Bund
Und zur rache tut begeistern
Geigen schweinefleisch Walderhund
Starken madchen, Stark bastarden
Starken mutter, Starken wolfe

Einengkeit und Rache und Fruhling
Fur das Nordische Starkenbund
Dannach lasst und alles streben
Bringt uns durch den Winterdrang
Einengkeit und Rache und Fruhling
Macht uns Starker ander clan
Bluhe in neugefunden gluches
Bluhe, Nordische Starkerland


Stark clan, Stark clan over all things
Over everyone in the kingdom
What does not kill us shall make us
Stronger than the Lannister swine
From the Wall to the Neck
From the West to the Narrow Sea
Stark clan ....... etc

Stark maidens (and) Stark bastards
Stark mother and Stark wolves
Shall restore us to the world
Shall restore the Northern Union
And inspire us to acts of vengeance
Against the porcine Walder dogs
Stark maidens .......

Unity and Revenge and Springtime
For the Northern Starkish land
Towards these (ideals) let us strive
To bring us thru the Winter storm
Unity and Revenge and Springtime
Shall make us stronger than other clans
Flourish in our new found fortune
Flourish, Northern Starkish land!
BTW, this is the fourth language that Ive done a parody in, which may be an Amiright best. If not, I have one more in the hole

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Callensie Mich Lennie - May 25, 2022 - Report this comment
Schiesse! I said "Was MICH nicht umbricht", when of course, I meant to sprechen "Was UNS nicht umbricht" cause in this case its all about die UNZ, not die Mich

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