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Song Parodies -> "Smoked-Pipe Religion"

Original Song Title:

"Old Time Religion"

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Parody Song Title:

"Smoked-Pipe Religion"

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The Lyrics

Gimme that smoked-pipe religion
Gimme that toked-pipe religion
Don’t mean no coke-pipe religion
It’s opium for me

It’s puffed by five justices
It’s huffed by five justices
They’re pro-life, five justices
Theocracy for me

Gimme that smoked-pipe religion
Gimme that toked-pipe religion
Don’t mean no coke-pipe religion
More opium for me


But don’t puff, everybody
But don’t huff, everybody
Just a bluff, say somebodies
To force theocracy

Nixin’ the smoked-pipe religion
Nixin’ the toked-pipe religion
Gimme no old time restrictions
I’d much rather be free

A deity made the heavens
And the earth in days, just seven
Or six, one day was for restin’
Belief in fantasy

Gimme no smoked-pipe religion
Gimme no toked-pipe religion
Want no open-mind restrictions
No opium for me

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