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Song Parodies -> "Smoked-Pipe Religion"
Original Song Title:
"Old Time Religion"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Smoked-Pipe Religion"
Parody Written by:
VU& DJ
The Lyrics
Gimme that smoked-pipe religion
Gimme that toked-pipe religion
Don’t mean no coke-pipe religion
It’s opium for me
It’s puffed by five justices
It’s huffed by five justices
They’re pro-life, five justices
Theocracy for me
Gimme that smoked-pipe religion
Gimme that toked-pipe religion
Don’t mean no coke-pipe religion
More opium for me
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But don’t puff, everybody
But don’t huff, everybody
Just a bluff, say somebodies
To force theocracy
Nixin’ the smoked-pipe religion
Nixin’ the toked-pipe religion
Gimme no old time restrictions
I’d much rather be free
A deity made the heavens
And the earth in days, just seven
Or six, one day was for restin’
Belief in fantasy
Gimme no smoked-pipe religion
Gimme no toked-pipe religion
Want no open-mind restrictions
No opium for me
Gimme that toked-pipe religion
Don’t mean no coke-pipe religion
It’s opium for me
It’s puffed by five justices
It’s huffed by five justices
They’re pro-life, five justices
Theocracy for me
Gimme that smoked-pipe religion
Gimme that toked-pipe religion
Don’t mean no coke-pipe religion
More opium for me
---------------------------------------------
But don’t puff, everybody
But don’t huff, everybody
Just a bluff, say somebodies
To force theocracy
Nixin’ the smoked-pipe religion
Nixin’ the toked-pipe religion
Gimme no old time restrictions
I’d much rather be free
A deity made the heavens
And the earth in days, just seven
Or six, one day was for restin’
Belief in fantasy
Gimme no smoked-pipe religion
Gimme no toked-pipe religion
Want no open-mind restrictions
No opium for me
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