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Song Parodies -> "Santa Inc is a Crappy Show"
Original Song Title:
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Santa Inc is a Crappy Show"
Parody Written by:
Arch Vile
The Lyrics
I wish I wrote this when the season was closer, but it's always busy around the holidays. I put it off for a while, among other songs I quit halfway.
(Chorus)
You better not smile
You better not laugh
It’s down-right vile
From the writing staff
Santa Inc. is a crappy show
It’s viewed from a twist
Of holiday charm
A progressive message
With bodily harm
Santa Inc. is a crappy show
(Pre-Chorus)
The language is all vulgar
As critics all agree
But when you send out tweets like that
Then you’re branded a Nazi
(Chorus)
Not Rankin and Bass
Despite what you see
I’ll take a hard pass
It’s Bebop for me*
Santa Inc. is a crappy show
From HBO Max
A channel that streams
I’ll take my Ex-Lax
With these toxic themes
Santa Inc. is a crappy show
Santa Inc. is a crappy show
You better not smile
You better not laugh
It’s down-right vile
From the writing staff
Santa Inc. is a crappy show
It’s viewed from a twist
Of holiday charm
A progressive message
With bodily harm
Santa Inc. is a crappy show
(Pre-Chorus)
The language is all vulgar
As critics all agree
But when you send out tweets like that
Then you’re branded a Nazi
(Chorus)
Not Rankin and Bass
Despite what you see
I’ll take a hard pass
It’s Bebop for me*
Santa Inc. is a crappy show
From HBO Max
A channel that streams
I’ll take my Ex-Lax
With these toxic themes
Santa Inc. is a crappy show
Santa Inc. is a crappy show
* = When I initially started with this, I did not know the live action re-make series was cancelled. If nothing else, it gives more credence to bad television options. I know there is an extra verse I put in this version. I just couldn't decide which one to cut.
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Arch Vile is such a crappy author
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