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Song Parodies -> "Tow, Tow, Tow the Tanks"

Original Song Title:

"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Tow, Tow, Tow the Tanks"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

Tow, tow, tow the tanks
gently off the field -
Russian conscripts chicken out
they run away and yield!

Tow, tow, tow the tanks
with a green John Deere
Reinforce own army and
hear the Youtube cheer!

Tow, tow the tanks
their diesel has run out
Russian soldies sold it all
for booze and sauerkraut

Tow, tow, tow the tanks
run away from shells
"What the heck we're fighting for?"
That can't Russians tell

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Pacing: 1.5
How Funny: 1.5
Overall Rating: 1.5

Total Votes: 77

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 1   68
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 4   0
 5   9

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Peter Andersson - April 21, 2022 - Report this comment
Go Finland - I mean TOW!

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