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Song Parodies -> "Three Russian Conscripts"
Original Song Title:
"Mademoiselle D'Armentieres"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Three Russian Conscripts"
Parody Written by:
Susanna Viljanen
The Lyrics
Three Russian conscripts crossed the Dniepr, parlez-vous
three Russian conscripts crossed the Dniepr, parlez-vous
three Russian conscripts crossed the Dniepr
to loot and rob and commit a caper
Hinky-dinky parlez-vous,
hinky-dinky parlez-vous
They crossed the border on a Soviet tank, parlez-vous
they crossed the border on a Soviet tank, parlez-vous
they crossed the border on a Soviet tank
one did drive and two did w4nk
Hinky-dinky parlez-vous,
hinky-dinky parlez-vous
They came upon a supermarket, parlez-vous
they came upon a supermarket, parlez-vous
they came upon a supermarket
they shot the main door as their target
Hinky-dinky parlez-vous,
hinky-dinky parlez-vous
They looted the phones and washing machines, parlez-vous
they looted the phones and washing machines, parlez vous
they looted the phones and washing machines
and booze and food and p0rn magazines
Hinky-dinky parlez-vous,
hinky-dinky parlez-vous
They came upon a nearby village, parlez-vous
they came upon a nearby village, parlez-vous
they came upon a nearby village
and they decided to r4pe and pillage
Hinky-dinky parlez-vous,
hinky-dinky parlez-vous
They r4ped the grannies, they r4ped the babies, parlez-vous
they r4ped the boys and they r4ped the ladies, parlez-vous
they r4ped them till they were dead and then
they r4ped them back to alive again,
Hinky-dinky parlez-vous,
hinky-dinky parlez-vous
They drove away but didn't get far, parlez-vous
they drove away but didn't get far, parlez-vous
they drove away but didn't get far
'cause they were spotted by a Bayraktar
Hinky-dinky parlez-vous,
hinky-dinky parlez-vous
They ran for cover but didn't get in, parlez-vous
they ran for cover but didn't get in, parlez-vous
they ran for cover but didn't get in
their tank was hit by a Javelin
Hinky-dinky parlez-vous,
hinky-dinky parlez-vous
Three Russian conscripts alive did burn, parlez-vous
three Russian conscripts alive did burn, parlez-vous
three Russian conscripts alive did burn
there was not much left to put in urn
Hinky-dinky parlez-vous,
hinky-dinky parlez-vous
three Russian conscripts crossed the Dniepr, parlez-vous
three Russian conscripts crossed the Dniepr
to loot and rob and commit a caper
Hinky-dinky parlez-vous,
hinky-dinky parlez-vous
They crossed the border on a Soviet tank, parlez-vous
they crossed the border on a Soviet tank, parlez-vous
they crossed the border on a Soviet tank
one did drive and two did w4nk
Hinky-dinky parlez-vous,
hinky-dinky parlez-vous
They came upon a supermarket, parlez-vous
they came upon a supermarket, parlez-vous
they came upon a supermarket
they shot the main door as their target
Hinky-dinky parlez-vous,
hinky-dinky parlez-vous
They looted the phones and washing machines, parlez-vous
they looted the phones and washing machines, parlez vous
they looted the phones and washing machines
and booze and food and p0rn magazines
Hinky-dinky parlez-vous,
hinky-dinky parlez-vous
They came upon a nearby village, parlez-vous
they came upon a nearby village, parlez-vous
they came upon a nearby village
and they decided to r4pe and pillage
Hinky-dinky parlez-vous,
hinky-dinky parlez-vous
They r4ped the grannies, they r4ped the babies, parlez-vous
they r4ped the boys and they r4ped the ladies, parlez-vous
they r4ped them till they were dead and then
they r4ped them back to alive again,
Hinky-dinky parlez-vous,
hinky-dinky parlez-vous
They drove away but didn't get far, parlez-vous
they drove away but didn't get far, parlez-vous
they drove away but didn't get far
'cause they were spotted by a Bayraktar
Hinky-dinky parlez-vous,
hinky-dinky parlez-vous
They ran for cover but didn't get in, parlez-vous
they ran for cover but didn't get in, parlez-vous
they ran for cover but didn't get in
their tank was hit by a Javelin
Hinky-dinky parlez-vous,
hinky-dinky parlez-vous
Three Russian conscripts alive did burn, parlez-vous
three Russian conscripts alive did burn, parlez-vous
three Russian conscripts alive did burn
there was not much left to put in urn
Hinky-dinky parlez-vous,
hinky-dinky parlez-vous
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Those three Russian conscripts dont seem to appreciate your light hearted tribute to them, Susanna
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