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Song Parodies -> "Russian Army is In Quagmire"

Original Song Title:

"London Bridge is Falling Down"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Russian Army is In Quagmire"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

Russian army is in quagmire
full of ire, case is dire
In mud season, with flat tyre -
Putin's raging!

Rasputitsa is falling down
roads are gone, mud is on
War in Ukraine south has gone
Putin's raging!

Paradrops, they too have failed
in detail, they got nailed
Straight in Black Sea they were bailed
Putin's raging!

Russian "Hinds" keep falling down
with Piorun, they are done
MANPADS missiles make them gone
Putin's raging!

Russian tanks are exploding
with Javelin, they're burning
Their tank force is eroding
Putin's raging!

Giant convoy is stuck up
scrap pile-up, snafu - yup!
Full logistical screw-up
Putin's raging!

Russian conscripts want to quit
they admit, this war is sh1t
Want get out from this tarpit
Putin's raging!

Bayraktars have a Turkey shoot
they give boot, trucks go mute
Drones are aerial threat acute
Putin's raging!

Z'lensky does not want to run
he needs a gun, get Russkies done
"Send us ammo, there's war going on"
Putin's raging!

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Susanna Viljanen - March 09, 2022 - Report this comment
Oh, Putin trolls again on the move, eh? Better take your pay at the troll factory in gold as the value of the rouble has gone down in the drain - you get 150 roubles on one euro today.
eel deal - March 09, 2022 - Report this comment
can you parody "From Russia With Love" as "From Russia With Hate"? James Bond would be proud of you.
Susanna Viljanen - March 09, 2022 - Report this comment
Don't tempt me, I might!
ЖМЯ - March 10, 2022 - Report this comment
Now try "Song of the Volga Conscript" Ay Putin .. Ay Putin ... Yesho voyna .. yesho boyevoy .... Ay Putin .. Ay Putin .... Yesho obstrayeel ... yesho grazhdanskiy smyert
CML - March 10, 2022 - Report this comment
Translation ... Hey Putin .. Hey, Putin .... One more war scene .. one more battleground .... Hey Putin ... Hey Putin .. . One more shelling ... More civilian deaths

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