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Song Parodies -> "Rebuild the Soviet Union"

Original Song Title:

"She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Rebuild the Soviet Union"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

I'll rebuild the Soviet Union when I'll win
A dictatorship just what it once had been
I will seize the lost lands fully
I'll become the global bully
I'll rebuild the Soviet Union when I'll win

I will seize the Eastern Ukraine when I'll win
It's the place where my reconquest will begin
They already do speak Russian
I'l give Kiev a good percussion
I will seize the Eastern Ukraine when I'll win

I will grab the Baltic Countries when I'll win
I will send the tanks and paratroopers in
I will need the Baltic coastline
so my warships may sail just fine
I will grab the Baltic Countries when I'll win

I will conquer Gotland island when I'll win
'Cause I need a base for all my submarines
I'll show Swedes they have forgotten
their democracy is rotten
I will conquer Gotland island when I'll win

I will merge Finland to Russia when I'll win
their independence was an error stark and grim
they are better as Grand Duchy
as the Finns are very touchy
I will merge Finland to Russia when I'll win

I will press on further forward when I'll win
Eat your heart out, both you Hitler and Stalin!
Georgia, Moldova, Transnistria,
Middle Asia and Armenia
I will press on further forward when I'll win

I will flip the bird to EU when I'll win
It's impotent, weak and effete as a team
I will stop the gas from flowing
and the Germans see cold growing
I will flip the bird to EU when I'll win

I'll humiliate the US when I'll win
'Cause Prez Biden is as senile as ever been
They will not respond our anger
NATO's just a paper tiger
I'll humiliate the US when I'll win

Now there's just one thing I'm worried all about
same with Finland, but I won't say it aloud
It's the eastern neighbour massive
as it might not stay all passive
now there's just one thing I'm worried all about

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Peter Andersson - January 21, 2022 - Report this comment
Well, Putin assimilated Crimea right after the 2014 winter olympics, and Armenia (was it Armenia) shortly after the 2018 winter olympics, so we even know from that what's likely to happen soon. And then there's China and Taiwain. Will Joe Biden be the first US president to loose THREE different allies to THREE different forms of extremists during a single four year presidency? I may not be a sniffer of his calibre, but the stench one can feel from this can't all be coming from his underroos.
Susanna Viljanen - January 21, 2022 - Report this comment
I have the gut feeling Joe Biden will remain as a one-term president. He is a lame duck; he is just as lethargic as Neville Chamberlain. Appeasement of tyrants is bad policy and being passive is even worse. If the only goal of the international community is to avoid war, it will be left on the mercy of its most ruthless member.
CML - January 21, 2022 - Report this comment
Sounds like someone needs to call Simo Hayha out of retirement and tell him to get some trigger time on the rifle range. Finland may need his skills once more
Susanna Viljanen - January 21, 2022 - Report this comment
Let*s say we live in interesting times now. The Defence Forces have raised their alert level, which means the troops have now been issued live ammunition. The next step is calling reservists back to service.
Michael Pacholek - January 22, 2022 - Report this comment
Biden's not afraid of old bald men who want to be tyrants. Hell, he IS a bald old man. He's already shown he's not scared of Putin. Putin is like Mike Tyson: Once his greatest weapon, fear, proves useless, there's little he can do. What can he do, rely on his allies? What allies? But it's a good parody. Reminds me of Celtic FC: "They'll be jumpin' out the windows when we win... And I hope it's multi-story when they fall... And I hope it's spiky railings when they land... " And so on.
eel deal - January 25, 2022 - Report this comment
i agree with the perspective that it's a good parody even though it criticizes Biden too much. Conald Grump was the chump who couldn't say a single negative thing about Putin. best meme i've ever seen shows Vlad reaming Grump from behind, Grump saying "just the tip?" and Vlad responding "no, i'm Putin it ALL in!"
Peter Andersson - January 25, 2022 - Report this comment
Conald Grump might be the first genuinely funny pun on his name I have heard. Google seems to have only 106 hits for it in total, so it must be pretty new. Kudos for being ahead of the curve. I totally expect that number to rise exponentially if he runs for congress this autumn. This site alone will probably double that if it spreads. Thanks for bringing it to our attention. And boy am I looking forward to all those Conald Grump vs s***s and Giggles (Biden and Harris) parodies in 2024.
eel deal - January 26, 2022 - Report this comment
appreciating those kind comments, i'm thinking whoever runs against Conald Grump (if he does in fact run in 2024 and isn't jailed before then), should be bold enough to call him that in debates and not dignify him whatsoever by using his legal name a single time.

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