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Song Parodies -> "Beef Is Low-Cal"
Original Song Title:
"Bufffalo Gals"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Beef Is Low-Cal"
Parody Written by:
William Tong
The Lyrics
And now a commercial message from the beef industry...
Your stomach's squawking; time to eat.
Time to eat, time to eat.
Your stomach wants a tasty treat.
Get your fill of red meat.
Beef is low-cal; won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Beef is low-cal; won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Don't binge, so your weight won't balloon.
It's time to cook; no time to talk.
No time to talk, no time to talk.
Where's your cookbook? You can't balk.
You're famished; and so hungry.
Beef is low-cal; won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Beef is low-cal;won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Don't binge, so your weight won't balloon.
Add some spice to flavor enhance.
Flavor enhance, flavor enhance.
Oven's cooking, just take a glance.
A feast there soon will be.
Beef is low-cal; won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Beef is low-cal; won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Don't binge, so your weight won't balloon.
Are those your pals at the door, who's a-knockin'?
To your house, are they flockin'?
For your food, they'll be hockin'?
Are those your pals at the door, who's a-knockin'?
Who looked for you all afternoon.
Beef is low-cal; won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Beef is low-cal; won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Don't binge, so your weight won't balloon.
Time to eat, time to eat.
Your stomach wants a tasty treat.
Get your fill of red meat.
Beef is low-cal; won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Beef is low-cal; won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Don't binge, so your weight won't balloon.
It's time to cook; no time to talk.
No time to talk, no time to talk.
Where's your cookbook? You can't balk.
You're famished; and so hungry.
Beef is low-cal; won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Beef is low-cal;won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Don't binge, so your weight won't balloon.
Add some spice to flavor enhance.
Flavor enhance, flavor enhance.
Oven's cooking, just take a glance.
A feast there soon will be.
Beef is low-cal; won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Beef is low-cal; won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Don't binge, so your weight won't balloon.
Are those your pals at the door, who's a-knockin'?
To your house, are they flockin'?
For your food, they'll be hockin'?
Are those your pals at the door, who's a-knockin'?
Who looked for you all afternoon.
Beef is low-cal; won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Beef is low-cal; won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Don't binge, so your weight won't balloon.
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OMG, A parody from Tong that isn't Political. BTW whats your deal with the republicans.
He's written quite a few non-political parodies, NYbadazz.
William--I want to say congratulations, a little late, but you deserve a salute for writing over 1,000 parodies--good luck.
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