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Song Parodies -> "Beef Is Low-Cal"

Original Song Title:

"Bufffalo Gals"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Beef Is Low-Cal"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

And now a commercial message from the beef industry...
Your stomach's squawking; time to eat.
Time to eat, time to eat.
Your stomach wants a tasty treat.
Get your fill of red meat.

Beef is low-cal; won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Beef is low-cal; won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Don't binge, so your weight won't balloon.

It's time to cook; no time to talk.
No time to talk, no time to talk.
Where's your cookbook? You can't balk.
You're famished; and so hungry.

Beef is low-cal; won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Beef is low-cal;won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Don't binge, so your weight won't balloon.

Add some spice to flavor enhance.
Flavor enhance, flavor enhance.
Oven's cooking, just take a glance.
A feast there soon will be.

Beef is low-cal; won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Beef is low-cal; won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Don't binge, so your weight won't balloon.

Are those your pals at the door, who's a-knockin'?
To your house, are they flockin'?
For your food, they'll be hockin'?
Are those your pals at the door, who's a-knockin'?
Who looked for you all afternoon.

Beef is low-cal; won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Beef is low-cal; won't you have some tonight?
Won't you have some tonight?
Don't binge, so your weight won't balloon.

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NYBadAzz - October 15, 2003 - Report this comment
OMG, A parody from Tong that isn't Political. BTW whats your deal with the republicans.
... - October 15, 2003 - Report this comment
He's written quite a few non-political parodies, NYbadazz.
Royce Miller - February 16, 2004 - Report this comment
William--I want to say congratulations, a little late, but you deserve a salute for writing over 1,000 parodies--good luck.

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