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Song Parodies -> "The Twelve Days Of Feastivus"

Original Song Title:

"The Twelve Days Of Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"The Twelve Days Of Feastivus"

Parody Written by:

SwimPuff165

The Lyrics

Inspired by a PvZ 2 promo for their annual Christmas event entitled “Feastivus”.
On the first day of Feastivus, Zomboss gave to me
A pianist Santa zombie

On the second day of Feastivus, Zomboss gave to me
Two elf swashbucklers
And a pianist Santa zombie

On the third day of Feastivus, Zomboss gave to me
Three mounted ponchos
Two elf swashbucklers
And a pianist Santa zombie

On the fourth day of Feastivus, Zomboss gave to me
Four reindeer camels
Three mounted ponchos
Two elf swashbucklers
And a pianist Santa zombie

On the fifth day of Feastivus, Zomboss gave to me
Five Gargantuars
Four reindeer camels
Three mounted ponchos
Two elf swashbucklers
And a pianist Santa zombie

On the sixth day of Feastivus, Zomboss gave to me
Six creeping coneheads
Five Gargantuars
Four reindeer camels
Three mounted ponchos
Two elf swashbucklers
And a pianist Santa zombie

On the seventh day of Feastivus, Zomboss gave to me
Seven barrel rollers
Six creeping cone heads
Five Gargantuars
Four reindeer camels
Three mounted ponchos
Two elf swashbucklers
And a pianist Santa zombie

On the eighth day of Feastivus, Zomboss gave to me
Eight chicken wranglers
Seven barrel rollers
Six creeping cone heads
Five Gargantuars
Four reindeer camels
Three mounted ponchos
Two elf swashbucklers
And a pianist Santa zombie

On the ninth day of Feastivus, Zomboss gave to me
Nine weasel hoarders
Eight chicken wranglers
Seven barrel rollers
Six creeping cone heads
Five Gargantuars
Four reindeer camels
Three mounted ponchos
Two elf swashbucklers
And a pianist Santa zombie

On the tenth day of Feastivus, Zomboss gave to me
Ten bumbling bucket heads
Nine weasel hoarders
Eight chicken wranglers
Seven barrel rollers
Six creeping cone heads
Five Gargantuars
Four reindeer camels
Three mounted ponchos
Two elf swashbucklers
And a pianist Santa zombie

On the eleventh day of Feastivus, Zomboss gave to me
Eleven basic zombies
Ten bumbling bucket heads
Nine weasel hoarders
Eight chicken wranglers
Seven barrel rollers
Six creeping cone heads
Five Gargantuars
Four reindeer camels
Three mounted ponchos
Two elf swashbucklers
And a pianist Santa zombie

On the twelfth day of Feastivus, Zomboss gave to me
Twelve icy imps
Eleven basic zombies
Ten bumbling bucket heads
Nine weasel hoarders
Eight chicken wranglers
Seven barrel rollers
Six creeping cone heads
Five Gargantuars
Four reindeer camels
Three mounted ponchos
Two elf swashbucklers
And a pianist Santa zombie

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Jonathan - December 08, 2021 - Report this comment
so, just today I learned about something called "Plants v.s. Zombies." 455

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