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Song Parodies -> "The Star Mangling Biden"

Original Song Title:

"The Star Spangled Banner"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"The Star Mangling Biden"

Parody Written by:

Antoine D' Lafayette

The Lyrics

Take a knee to this one, Colin Kapernick; yutoo, Meghan Rapinoe
Hey Joe, can you see
By Saigon's similar flights
How so roundly you failed
With the Tal'ban's last reaming
Whose Shi'ites and Hazars
With their paralyzing fright
Oer the checkpoints we watched
Were so desperately pleading
And the Rock Head's blank stare
Bodies hurtling through air
Gave proof to the Right
That the CinC's just not there
Oh say does that fraud enabled Biden degrade
Former Land of the Free
And the Home of the Brave
Shi'ites and Hazars are two groups who allied with America

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2LD4U - August 27, 2021 - Report this comment
Boooooooooooo...........
American Patriot - August 29, 2021 - Report this comment
Yaaaaaaaaaaay...........
american Cold War Veteran - August 29, 2021 - Report this comment
NO fives, NO thumbs up. TWO MIDDLE FINGERS UP, WAY UP! You suck, Trump-loving yes-man.
American Cold War Survivor - August 29, 2021 - Report this comment
Suck our balls, Trump-hating Bernie Bro. You know what your Chinese Commie overlords typically do to the likes of you once they take over your country? They boil you to death and force your family to drink the soup. Of course, in your case, your "family" will probably be your loverfag.
Cold War Vet - November 24, 2021 - Report this comment
THIS sux CoVid-19 infected bull ballz, no fives, no stars, no big fat zeros, negative numbers, two middle fingers up. Trump is a traitor chump who is married to his daughter. He's a Caligula wimp who loves to get SPANKED by a ho. He has no reason or right to even exist after all the crimes and crap he did. Racists, rapists, incestmongers, perverts, treasonists, fascists, terrorists are NOT Presidents or friends of mine!
Guy - November 27, 2021 - Report this comment


To the descenders of this parody:

Think what you will of Trump, but he DID do all that he promised. On the other hand Joe is just biden his time...
Libby - December 03, 2021 - Report this comment
No, Guy, sorry. https://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/promises/trumpometer/?ruling=true

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