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Song Parodies -> "Breaking Bad"

Original Song Title:

"My Bonnie"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Breaking Bad"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

My momma does laundering the money
my daddy cooks synthetic meth
My auntie is a nervous wreck klepto;
We make lots of havoc and death

Break-ing, break-ing, breaking it's bad, yes indeed, indeed
Break-ing, break-ing, breaking it's bad yes, indeed

My uncle is a DEA agent
He's crack shot and clever as fox
He only makes one operation
and crooks find themselves in a box

Break-ing, break-ing, breaking it's bad, yes indeed, indeed
Break-ing, break-ing, breaking it's bad yes, indeed

Our lawyer's a hard-boiled b4stard
a crook on the wrong side of law
He helps us avoiding the taxes
and checks if our plans would have flaw

Break-ing, break-ing, breaking it's bad, yes indeed, indeed
Break-ing, break-ing, breaking it's bad yes, indeed

My dad has a meth-headed student
who's lazy and lax as can been
But he's quick and he knows well the business
he sells it and money rolls in

Break-ing, break-ing, breaking it's bad, yes indeed, indeed
Break-ing, break-ing, breaking it's bad yes, indeed

My dad's boss a chef from old Chile
The cops, they call him "Chicken man"
His restaurant is just a cover
he smuggles the stuff in a van

Break-ing, break-ing, breaking it's bad, yes indeed, indeed
Break-ing, break-ing, breaking it's bad yes, indeed

My dad, he is dying from cancer
He has two years only be seen
He wants make some money for his family -
by cooking methamphetamine!

Break-ing, break-ing, breaking it's bad, yes indeed, indeed
Break-ing, break-ing, breaking it's bad yes, indeed

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Arch Vile - April 05, 2021 - Report this comment
What. No verse on Mike Ehrmentrout? (sorry for the spelling). I wouldn't mind hearing about the old tough ex-cop working with Gus.
Susanna Viljanen - April 05, 2021 - Report this comment
Aww... I forgot him totally. My bad.
CML - April 09, 2021 - Report this comment
Why aren't they giving you the Fiver love, Susanna? First stanza is a classic

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