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Song Parodies -> "I Am Not Banned From JD Sports Camden Town"

Original Song Title:

"We Are Climbing Jesus's Ladder"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"I Am Not Banned From JD Sports Camden Town"

Parody Written by:

Parody Beast

The Lyrics

The JD Saga Continues....
I am not banned from JD Sports Camden Town,
I am not banned from JD Sports Camden Town,
I am not banned from JD Sports Camden Town,
I stay where I am!

SO. THEY. MUST.
Endure the law and try not to get me fired,
Endure the law and try not to get me fired,
Endure the law and try not to get me fired,
They will keep it clear!

I am going to follow the regulations,
I am going to follow the regulations,
I am going to follow the regulations,
Or I'll get fired!

SO. THEY. MUST.
Endure the law and try not to get me fired,
Endure the law and try not to get me fired,
Endure the law and try not to get me fired,
They will keep it clear!

There is no escape until the month April,
There is no escape until the month April,
There is no escape until the month April,
I will not go forth!

SO. THEY. MUST.
Endure the law and try not to get me fired,
Endure the law and try not to get me fired,
Endure the law and try not to get me fired,
They will keep it clear!

If police find me going to extremes,
If police find me going to extremes,
If police find me going to extremes,
No choice but to flee!

SO. THEY. MUST.
Endure the law and try not to get me fired,
Endure the law and try not to get me fired,
Endure the law and try not to get me fired,
They will keep it clear!

I will not break any rules inside JD,
I will not break any rules inside
JD,
I will not break any rules inside JD,
Or I'm in bad books!

SO. THEY. MUST.
Endure the law and try not to get me fired,
Endure the law and try not to get me fired,
Endure the law and try not to get me fired,
They will keep it clear!

And so Camden wants me to get out of here,
And so Camden wants me to get out of here,
And so Camden wants me to get out of here,
I tell no lie here!

SOOOO. THEYYYYYY. MUSTTTTTTTTT.
Endure the law and try not to get me fired,
Endure the law and try not to get me fired,
Endure the law and try not to get me fired,
THEY WILL KEEP IT CLEARRRRRRR!
Admit it. I wasn't banned. This is all fake.

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