Hush, little baby don't say a word
Papa's gonna pirate your games first,
and if you're found as a criminal,
Papa's gonna throw you in the swimming pool,
and if you try not to drown yourself,
Papa's gonna turn you into a elf,
and if Xmas is nearly out,
Papa's gonna break you of the clout,
and if the cleaners are called after,
Papa's gonna grab you a plaster,
and if there are no injuries,
Papa's gonna make you want to sneeze,
and if you get COVID-19,
Papa's gonna make it all a dream,
and if, after that, you contracted it,
Papa's gonna throw you in the pit,
and if you are told to self isolate,
Papa's gonna cancel all your dates,
and if the dates still come through here,
Papa's gonna take you to the fair,
And if the fair is cancelled today,
Papa's will run you in the tray,
And if the tray is made to stun,
Papa's gonna take you for a run,
And if the lawyers think you're stunned,
Papa's gonna try and end your fun,
And if he goes and does just that,
Papa's gonna burn you into fat,
And if you try and run away,
Well I don't know just what to say!