Heading home to Wassaic
On Metro-North's Harlem Line
It's a long ride from Grand Central
But I'll make it home on time
Even if there's a slight delay
I'll be back for Christmas Day
At least I'm on vacation
Until the New Year
My office will be closed until the day after New Year's

I work in Midtown Manhattan
With an office on the 10th floor
I've taken this train so many times
You've probably seen me before
May love and joy come your way
As you head home for the holidays
I wish you Season's Greetings and a Happy New Year
Fellow passengers, I wish you a Happy New Year

My friends, before you disembark
In Dover Plains and Tenmile River
Make sure to bundle up well
It's so cold you'll start to shiver
Though the forecast doesn't call for storms
Stay safe, stay healthy, and stay warm
Have a wonderful holiday season and an awesome New Year
Fellow passengers, I wish you all a happy New Year
(Conductor: This is Wassaic Station, last stop on the Harlem Line)