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Song Parodies -> "Fast Food Wish List"

Original Song Title:

"Twelve Days of Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Fast Food Wish List"

Parody Written by:

Chris Wolvie

The Lyrics

If there's one thing Americans know how to do, it's eat. Oh, sure, some of us also exercise to stay in shape and burn off what we eat. But we still eat. A LOT. And, during the COVID lockdowns, we've been eating MORE, I'm certain. And, of course, during the HOLIDAYS...YEESH! So, what would the American who seems to subsist on junk food want for Christmas, hmm? Well, here's an idea. Share and Enjoy!
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
A Big Mac, hold the cheeeeeese

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Two chocolate shakes
And a Big Mac, hold the cheeeeeese

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Three French fires
Two chocolate shakes
And a Big Mac, hold the cheeeeeese

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Four Quarter Pounders
Three French fires
Two chocolate shakes
And a Big Mac, hold the cheeeeeese

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Five onion ri-i-i-i-ings...
Four Quarter Pounders
Three French fires
Two chocolate shakes
And a Big Mac, hold the cheeeeeese

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Six-piece McNuggets
Five onion ri-i-i-i-ings...
Four Quarter Pounders
Three French fires
Two chocolate shakes
And a Big Mac, hold the cheeeeeese

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Seven quesadillas
Six-piece McNuggets
Five onion ri-i-i-i-ings...
Four Quarter Pounders
Three French fires
Two chocolate shakes
And a Big Mac, hold the cheeeeeese

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Eight-piece chicken bucket
Seven quesadillas
Six-piece McNuggets
Five onion ri-i-i-i-ings...
Four Quarter Pounders
Three French fires
Two chocolate shakes
And a Big Mac, hold the cheeeeeese

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Nine deep-dish pizzas
Eight-piece chicken bucket
Seven quesadillas
Six-piece McNuggets
Five onion ri-i-i-i-ings...
Four Quarter Pounders
Three French fires
Two chocolate shakes
And a Big Mac, hold the cheeeeeese

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Ten Big Kids' Meals
Nine deep-dish pizzas
Eight-piece chicken bucket
Seven quesadillas
Six-piece McNuggets
Five onion ri-i-i-i-ings...
Four Quarter Pounders
Three French fires
Two chocolate shakes
And a Big Mac, hold the cheeeeeese

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Eleven Nathan's hot dogs
Ten Big Kids' Meals
Nine deep-dish pizzas
Eight-piece chicken bucket
Seven quesadillas
Six-piece McNuggets
Five onion ri-i-i-i-ings...
Four Quarter Pounders
Three French fires
Two chocolate shakes
And a Big Mac, hold the cheeeeeese

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
One dozen donuts
Eleven Nathan's hot dogs
Ten Big Kids' Meals
Nine deep-dish pizzas
Eight-piece chicken bucket
Seven quesadillas
Six-piece McNuggets
Five onion ri-i-i-i-ings...
Four Quarter Pounders
Three French fires
Two chocolate shakes
And a Big Mac, hold the cheeeeeese

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Patrick - December 11, 2020 - Report this comment
I'd like a couple of Nestlé Aero Bars and a bottle of Zuberfizz Key Lime Cream Soda.
Dylan Baranski - December 13, 2020 - Report this comment
OK, this parody made me really hungry! Have a 555-piece bucket of extra-crispy Kentucky Fried Chicken and a 555-liter bottle of Coke!
hamend - December 13, 2020 - Report this comment
there's 56 gone potatoes over here. Mashed potatoes and bacon taste good together, you ought to thy it if you haven't. password UGE

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