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Song Parodies -> "You Have Been Caught Drug Dealing"
Original Song Title:
"We Wish You A Merry Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"You Have Been Caught Drug Dealing"
Parody Written by:
Parody Beast
The Lyrics
What if you drug dealt?
You have been caught Drug Dealing,
You have been caught Drug Dealing,
You have been caught Drug Dealing,
so get out of here!
You did what was wrong, you're losing your job!
Drug Dealers get fined, and that's what you get!
Your dealing is now Prohibition,
Your dealing is now Prohibition,
Your dealing is now Prohibition,
so get out of here!
You did what was wrong, you're losing your job!
Drug Dealers get fined, and that's what you get!
You're now going to the prisons,
You're now going to the prisons,
You're now going to the prisons,
And you best stay there!
You did what was wrong, you're losing your job!
Drug Dealers get fined, and that's what you get!
The police are now coming,
The police are now coming,
The police are now coming,
So get out of here!
You did what was wrong, you're losing your job!
Drug Dealers get fined, and that's what you get!
It's time for a new reckoning,
It's time for a new reckoning,
It's time for a new reckoning,
So get out of here!
You did what was wrong, you're losing your job!
Drug Dealers get fined, and that's what you get!
You now have to take the long way,
You now have to take the long way,
You now have to take the long way,
to get out of here!
You did what was wrong, you're losing your job!
Drug Dealers get fined, and that's what you get!
There will be no president in 2024,
There will be no president in 2024,
There will be no president in 2024,
'cause you will be one!
You did what was wrong, you're losing your job!
Drug Dealers get fined, and that's what you get!
Admit that you didn't do it,
Admit that you didn't do it,
Admit that you didn't do it,
Even though you did!
You did what was wrong, you're losing your job!
Drug Dealers get fined, and that's what you get!
Drug Dealing is against the law,
Drug Dealing is against the law,
Drug Dealing is against the law,
so get out of here!
You did what was wrong, you're losing your job!
Drug Dealers get fined, and that's what you get!
You now have to miss a Christmas,
You now have to miss a Christmas,
You now have to miss a Christmas,
so get out of here!
You did what was wrong, you're losing your job!
Drug Dealers get fined, and that's what you get!
This will be sung at the longest,
This will be sung at the longest,
This will be sung at the longest,
until you get out!
You did what was wrong, you're losing your job!
Drug Dealers get fined, and that's what you get!
It's punishment time again now,
It's punishment time again now,
It's punishment time again now,
so get out of here!
You did what was wrong, you're losing your job!
Drug Dealers get fined, and that's what you get!
Please do not ignore this parody,
Please do not ignore this parody,
Please do not ignore this parody,
and get out of here!
You did what was wrong, you're losing your job!
Drug Dealers get fined, and that's what you get!
You tried to fake this drug dealing,
You tried to fake this drug dealing,
You tried to fake this drug dealing,
but it was for real!
You did what was wrong, you're losing your job!
Drug Dealers get fined, and that's what you get!
You have been caught Drug Dealing,
You have been caught Drug Dealing,
You have been caught Drug Dealing,
so get out of here!
You did what was wrong, you're losing your job!
Drug Dealers get fined, and that's what you get!
You have been caught Drug Dealing,
You have been caught Drug Dealing,
so get out of here!
You did what was wrong, you're losing your job!
Drug Dealers get fined, and that's what you get!
Your dealing is now Prohibition,
Your dealing is now Prohibition,
Your dealing is now Prohibition,
so get out of here!
You did what was wrong, you're losing your job!
Drug Dealers get fined, and that's what you get!
You're now going to the prisons,
You're now going to the prisons,
You're now going to the prisons,
And you best stay there!
You did what was wrong, you're losing your job!
Drug Dealers get fined, and that's what you get!
The police are now coming,
The police are now coming,
The police are now coming,
So get out of here!
You did what was wrong, you're losing your job!
Drug Dealers get fined, and that's what you get!
It's time for a new reckoning,
It's time for a new reckoning,
It's time for a new reckoning,
So get out of here!
You did what was wrong, you're losing your job!
Drug Dealers get fined, and that's what you get!
You now have to take the long way,
You now have to take the long way,
You now have to take the long way,
to get out of here!
You did what was wrong, you're losing your job!
Drug Dealers get fined, and that's what you get!
There will be no president in 2024,
There will be no president in 2024,
There will be no president in 2024,
'cause you will be one!
You did what was wrong, you're losing your job!
Drug Dealers get fined, and that's what you get!
Admit that you didn't do it,
Admit that you didn't do it,
Admit that you didn't do it,
Even though you did!
You did what was wrong, you're losing your job!
Drug Dealers get fined, and that's what you get!
Drug Dealing is against the law,
Drug Dealing is against the law,
Drug Dealing is against the law,
so get out of here!
You did what was wrong, you're losing your job!
Drug Dealers get fined, and that's what you get!
You now have to miss a Christmas,
You now have to miss a Christmas,
You now have to miss a Christmas,
so get out of here!
You did what was wrong, you're losing your job!
Drug Dealers get fined, and that's what you get!
This will be sung at the longest,
This will be sung at the longest,
This will be sung at the longest,
until you get out!
You did what was wrong, you're losing your job!
Drug Dealers get fined, and that's what you get!
It's punishment time again now,
It's punishment time again now,
It's punishment time again now,
so get out of here!
You did what was wrong, you're losing your job!
Drug Dealers get fined, and that's what you get!
Please do not ignore this parody,
Please do not ignore this parody,
Please do not ignore this parody,
and get out of here!
You did what was wrong, you're losing your job!
Drug Dealers get fined, and that's what you get!
You tried to fake this drug dealing,
You tried to fake this drug dealing,
You tried to fake this drug dealing,
but it was for real!
You did what was wrong, you're losing your job!
Drug Dealers get fined, and that's what you get!
You have been caught Drug Dealing,
You have been caught Drug Dealing,
You have been caught Drug Dealing,
so get out of here!
You did what was wrong, you're losing your job!
Drug Dealers get fined, and that's what you get!
To be honest, this won't happen.
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