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Song Parodies -> "It's Prematurely Looking Like Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"It's Beginning to look a lot like Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"It's Prematurely Looking Like Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Ra'akone

The Lyrics

Some stores really like to jump the gun on the Christmas hoopla, some places go ahead and do it in mid-October. Some places even start in September. At least most places have the sense to wait until after Remembrance Day (Veteran's day for you yankees, Armistice day for the Brits, it's the same holiday for the same reason on the same day)
It's prematurely looking like Christmas,
A month or two way early,
By October five or ten,
Or even September then,
you'll see a snowless Christmas tree

We're beginning to here all that Bull-$%!@,
Get your gifts today,
All the games and cards and toys,
For your favorite girls and boys,
Don't wait till Remembrance Day

All the Christmas sales,
And that Scrooge Approved,
You'll see it at nearly every store,

Riculous Massive discounts,
Merchandise in obscene amounts,
And now I'm asking what is this for,

And now I'm missing the self-imposed restraint of the days of yore

It's too soon to be celebrating Christmas,
It's done in ways we haven't seen,
Pretty soon they will show,
While the streets are void of snow,
Santa costumes for Halloween

Maybe it's good for their business,
But some will stay away,
From mince pies and candy canes,
And christmas lights and Christmas trains,
that are up before Remembrance Day!
Copyright 2003 Le Ra'akone!
Comments? I'd like to here! raakone@hotmail.com

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Michael Pacholek - October 06, 2003 - Report this comment
And here I was just getting over Crazy Eddie's Christmas Sale! In August!
NYbadAzz - October 07, 2003 - Report this comment
How F***n true, I walked into a drug store the other day and they already had the god darm christmas crap up.

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