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Song Parodies -> "He's On The Russians' Side"
Original Song Title:
"Keep On The Sunny Side"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"He's On The Russians' Side"
Parody Written by:
Poo-Poo Pravda
The Lyrics
Hell's here, there's darkness and trouble and much strife
There is blight and a scummy vile crew
Hundred of thousands have lost their lives
"Don't give a fuck"'s his point of view
As he plies his tongue to Putin's slough
He's on the Russians' side, always on the Russians' side
It's on the Russians' side, that's right
Actually, that's a way that is wrong but many stray
These are creeps that with Russian slime are tight
It's the "Stormer" that many read each day
Fuehrer-Putin connection is clear
And if all of them could have their way
They'd put the USA on a bier
Creeps on the Russians' side, always on the Russians' side
Creeps on the Russians' side of blight
Slowly they're getting their way, eroded is, day by day
Deep belief that it's Russia we should fight
Many folks are losing hope day by day
As they see Putin's puppets everywhere
There'll be no salvation as long as
We're in the Russian Mafia's "care"
We face a Russian tide, face a fecal Russian tide
We face a Russian tide of shite
Russians have many to pay, but they are getting their way
To beat the Russians we have got to fight
And the creeps who've made a Russian troth plight
There is blight and a scummy vile crew
Hundred of thousands have lost their lives
"Don't give a fuck"'s his point of view
As he plies his tongue to Putin's slough
He's on the Russians' side, always on the Russians' side
It's on the Russians' side, that's right
Actually, that's a way that is wrong but many stray
These are creeps that with Russian slime are tight
It's the "Stormer" that many read each day
Fuehrer-Putin connection is clear
And if all of them could have their way
They'd put the USA on a bier
Creeps on the Russians' side, always on the Russians' side
Creeps on the Russians' side of blight
Slowly they're getting their way, eroded is, day by day
Deep belief that it's Russia we should fight
Many folks are losing hope day by day
As they see Putin's puppets everywhere
There'll be no salvation as long as
We're in the Russian Mafia's "care"
We face a Russian tide, face a fecal Russian tide
We face a Russian tide of shite
Russians have many to pay, but they are getting their way
To beat the Russians we have got to fight
And the creeps who've made a Russian troth plight
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So far, no one has set out a description of just exactly how the Russians allegedly interfered with the election. As I remember 2016, the major news outlets devoted most of their coverage to Trump. I'm sure it was with the hope that he would say something so totally outrageous they could use it against him. And Trump was quick to oblige. Hillary is simply Dull. Her rallies drew few attendees, and the media, being on her side, didn't want to show the empty auditoriums. I don't recall Trump even having to run any advertisements. As far as I know, it's not illegal for Russians to run news stories or editorials, real or fake, on Facebook or any other social media sites. The US intel agencies do the same thing worldwide. Not sure how much influence it actually has. I'm just another deplorable in a reliably "red" state (thouugh my county is a one-party Democrat enclave that North Korea would envy), so maybe I'm just not in line for the Russkies to try to buy my vote. I challenge the proponents of the Russia theory to show me how any Russian changed any American's vote. As for ballot fraud, dead men's votes, illegal aliens, and the like, we all know who is the master of those tricks. And the name isn't Donald, or Vladimir.
Here Patrick, even though you will whine that NYT is a leftist screed. https://www.nytimes.com/2020/08/18/us/politics/senate-intelligence-russian-interference-report.html
Cuties is my favorite movie by the way as I jerk off to it.
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