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Song Parodies -> "Dubya's Attacking Chant"

Original Song Title:

"Mary Had A Little Lamb"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Dubya's Attacking Chant"

Parody Written by:

Parody Beast

The Lyrics

This is the chant they'll play when Dubya is attacked.
War has been declared on Dubya, declared on Dubya, declared on Dubya!
War has been declared on Dubya and the foe wants it bad!

They knew the President hated that, hated that, hated that!
They knew the President hated that and now they want it bad!

The russians take the USA, USA, USA!
The russians take the USA and called the romans out!

But the romans didn't appear, didn't appear, didn't appear!
But the romans didn't appear because they don't exist!

Now they're hunting a new boss, a new boss, a new boss!
Now they're hunting a new boss to take down the empire!

And now it's time to run out! Yes run out! Yes run out!
Yes, now it's time to run out! The dubya is attacked!

War has been declared on Dubya, declared on Dubya, declared on Dubya!
War has been declared on Dubya and the foe wants it bad!

They knew the President hated that, hated that, hated that!
They knew the President hated that and now they want it bad!

The russians take the USA, USA, USA!
The russians take the USA and called the romans out!

But the romans didn't appear, didn't appear, didn't appear!
But the romans didn't appear because they don't exist!

Now they're hunting a new boss, a new boss, a new boss!
Now they're hunting a new boss to take down the empire!

And now it's time to run out! Yes run out! Yes run out!
Yes, now it's time to run out! The dubya is attacked!

War has been declared on Dubya, declared on Dubya, declared on Dubya!
War has been declared on Dubya and the foe wants it bad!

They knew the President hated that, hated that, hated that!
They knew the President hated that and now they want it bad!

The russians take the USA, USA, USA!
The russians take the USA and called the romans out!

But the romans didn't appear, didn't appear, didn't appear!
But the romans didn't appear because they don't exist!

Now they're hunting a new boss, a new boss, a new boss!
Now they're hunting a new boss to take down the empire!

And now it's time to run out! Yes run out! Yes run out!
Yes, now it's time to run out! The dubya is attacked!

War has been declared on Dubya, declared on Dubya, declared on Dubya!
War has been declared on Dubya and the foe wants it bad!

They knew the President hated that, hated that, hated that!
They knew the President hated that and now they want it bad!

The russians take the USA, USA, USA!
The russians take the USA and called the romans out!

But the romans didn't appear, didn't appear, didn't appear!
But the romans didn't appear because they don't exist!

Now they're hunting a new boss, a new boss, a new boss!
Now they're hunting a new boss to take down the empire!

And now it's time to run out! Yes run out! Yes run out!
Yes, now it's time to run out! The dubya is attacked!

War has been declared on Dubya, declared on Dubya, declared on Dubya!
War has been declared on Dubya and the foe wants it bad!

They knew the President hated that, hated that, hated that!
They knew the President hated that and now they want it bad!

The russians take the USA, USA, USA!
The russians take the USA and called the romans out!

But the romans didn't appear, didn't appear, didn't appear!
But the romans didn't appear because they don't exist!

Now they're hunting a new boss, a new boss, a new boss!
Now they're hunting a new boss to take down the empire!

And now it's time to run out! Yes run out! Yes run out!
Yes, now it's time to run out! The dubya is attacked!

War has been declared on Dubya, declared on Dubya, declared on Dubya!
War has been declared on Dubya and the foe wants it bad!

They knew the President hated that, hated that, hated that!
They knew the President hated that and now they want it bad!

The russians take the USA, USA, USA!
The russians take the USA and called the romans out!

But the romans didn't appear, didn't appear, didn't appear!
But the romans didn't appear because they don't exist!

Now they're hunting a new boss, a new boss, a new boss!
Now they're hunting a new boss to take down the empire!

And now it's time to run out! Yes run out! Yes run out!
Yes, now it's time to run out! The dubya is attacked!

War has been declared on Dubya, declared on Dubya, declared on Dubya!
War has been declared on Dubya and the foe wants it bad!

They knew the President hated that, hated that, hated that!
They knew the President hated that and now they want it bad!

The russians take the USA, USA, USA!
The russians take the USA and called the romans out!

But the romans didn't appear, didn't appear, didn't appear!
But the romans didn't appear because they don't exist!

Now they're hunting a new boss, a new boss, a new boss!
Now they're hunting a new boss to take down the empire!

And now it's time to run out! Yes run out! Yes run out!
Yes, now it's time to run out! The dubya is attacked!

War has been declared on Dubya, declared on Dubya, declared on Dubya!
War has been declared on Dubya and the foe wants it bad!

They knew the President hated that, hated that, hated that!
They knew the President hated that and now they want it bad!

The russians take the USA, USA, USA!
The russians take the USA and called the romans out!

But the romans didn't appear, didn't appear, didn't appear!
But the romans didn't appear because they don't exist!

Now they're hunting a new boss, a new boss, a new boss!
Now they're hunting a new boss to take down the empire!

And now it's time to run out! Yes run out! Yes run out!
Yes, now it's time to run out! The dubya is attacked!

War has been declared on Dubya, declared on Dubya, declared on Dubya!
War has been declared on Dubya and the foe wants it bad!

They knew the President hated that, hated that, hated that!
They knew the President hated that and now they want it bad!

The russians take the USA, USA, USA!
The russians take the USA and called the romans out!

But the romans didn't appear, didn't appear, didn't appear!
But the romans didn't appear because they don't exist!

Now they're hunting a new boss, a new boss, a new boss!
Now they're hunting a new boss to take down the empire!

And now it's time to run out! Yes run out! Yes run out!
Yes, now it's time to run out! The dubya is attacked!

War has been declared on Dubya, declared on Dubya, declared on Dubya!
War has been declared on Dubya and the foe wants it bad!

They knew the President hated that, hated that, hated that!
They knew the President hated that and now they want it bad!

The russians take the USA, USA, USA!
The russians take the USA and called the romans out!

But the romans didn't appear, didn't appear, didn't appear!
But the romans didn't appear because they don't exist!

Now they're hunting a new boss, a new boss, a new boss!
Now they're hunting a new boss to take down the empire!

And now it's time to run out! Yes run out! Yes run out!
Yes, now it's time to run out! The dubya is attacked!

War has been declared on Dubya, declared on Dubya, declared on Dubya!
War has been declared on Dubya and the foe wants it bad!

They knew the President hated that, hated that, hated that!
They knew the President hated that and now they want it bad!

The russians take the USA, USA, USA!
The russians take the USA and called the romans out!

But the romans didn't appear, didn't appear, didn't appear!
But the romans didn't appear because they don't exist!

Now they're hunting a new boss, a new boss, a new boss!
Now they're hunting a new boss to take down the empire!

And now it's time to run out! Yes run out! Yes run out!
Yes, now it's time to run out! The dubya is attacked!

War has been declared on Dubya, declared on Dubya, declared on Dubya!
War has been declared on Dubya and the foe wants it bad!

They knew the President hated that, hated that, hated that!
They knew the President hated that and now they want it bad!

The russians take the USA, USA, USA!
The russians take the USA and called the romans out!

But the romans didn't appear, didn't appear, didn't appear!
But the romans didn't appear because they don't exist!

Now they're hunting a new boss, a new boss, a new boss!
Now they're hunting a new boss to take down the empire!

And now it's time to run out! Yes run out! Yes run out!
Yes, now it's time to run out! The dubya is attacked!

Don't you know the story now, story now, story now?
Don't you know the story now, it's repeated too much!

I just can't take any more! Any more! Any more!
I just can't take any more! In fact I'll stop right there!
This repeats until they get sick.

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