-> "O' Dope Zones, Florida's Number One"
Original Song Title:
"Yo Ho Ho And A Bottle Of Rum"
Parody Song Title:
"O' Dope Zones, Florida's Number One"
The Lyrics
Sick tweets vent from as empty head
Oh so stored is Florida with dumb
Thinks not as drivel is recklessly bred
Oh so bloated, Florida with scum
The "greatness" a mirage for our eyes
There's more bullshit here than in cow pies
20K and counting, the lies
He takes his short fingers and then
Grabs pussies because that's his yen
Surrounds himself with criminal men
Oh so bloated, Florida with cons
Gross dope gropes in the flora of mons
Sick tweets vent from a head amiss
Oh so open, Florida to scum
How could the country have come to this?
O' dope zones, Florida's number one
The idjit guv says, "Open the doors
Who needs masks? That's what Halloween's for
They run out of space on Covid floors
Many and many a person dies
He fantasizes about blue skies
Like his Svengali, he's full of lies
Folks who know, though, are throttled with dumb
In between his ears, space is dark
Oh so stored is Florida with dumb
Each day, way up the numbers are marked
Post-blown smoke, much Florida graves dug
The Senate has got a bum that once led
A criminal enterprise that he shed
He conned folks out of a lotta bread
Still was voted in as government head
Another bum who's full of lies
Grabbed his swag bag for a prize
Prison should be where this crook dies
Oh so loaded, Florida with cons
Twisted men who'll give you the screw
Oh no, goes in the bum, not the thumb!
They'd just as soon kill as look at you
Oh so stoked is Florida with c*unts
The other senator's not as old
He has trouble drinking water that's cold
Little Marco's a pussy far from bold
He's just another Sunshine scum
But as the tweet freak he's not so dumb
All the same, he busses the freak's bum
Go, go 'co, with florid lips kiss some
Whores for green and the conjob scene
Gold-grope ho's are some Florida bums
All have tastes and "values" that are obscene
Gold-coat throne for one Florida bum
What other scumbags has this state got?
For one thing, they got 'em a racist twat
Even for the Sunshine State, he's a blot
Another horrible Florida stain
The humidity rots his brain
His maudlin family drivel's inane
Yoho blows, rancid Florida scum
Dicks these men in a state that's a mess
Covid grows, their noggins up their bums
Blinkers sphincter-level, con-fress congress
Yoho, 'co, Scott, and orange whore-bum
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|
|
Voting Results
|
Pacing: | 1.5 | |
How Funny: | 1.5 | |
Overall Rating: | 1.5 | |
|
Total Votes: | 15 |
|
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| | | | Pacing | | | How Funny | | | Overall Rating | |
| 1 | | 13 | |
| 13 | |
| 13 | |
|
| 2 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 3 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 4 | | 1 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 5 | | 1 | |
| 2 | |
| 2 | |
|