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Song Parodies -> "We Wish You A Merry Christmas (Rejected Lyrics)"

Original Song Title:

"We Wish You A Merry Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"We Wish You A Merry Christmas (Rejected Lyrics)"

Parody Written by:

Parody Beast

The Lyrics

These are the unofficial Rejected Lyrics to We Wish You A Merry Christmas.
It's time to open the presents,
It's time to open the presents,
It's time to open the presents,
'Cause Christmas IS HERE!

It's time to rejoice in the lord's meanings,
Cause Christmas is nearly coming,
and it's time for cheer!

Turkey is the main event here,
Turkey is the main event here,
Turkey is the main event here,
'Cause Christmas IS HERE!

It's time to rejoice in the lord's meanings,
Cause Christmas is nearly coming,
and it's time for cheer!

Don't let go of the ribbon now,
Don't let go of the ribbon now,
Don't let go of the ribbon now,
'Cause Christmas IS HERE!

It's time to rejoice in the lord's meanings,
Cause Christmas is nearly coming,
and it's time for cheer!

It's time to open the presents,
It's time to open the presents,
It's time to open the presents,
'Cause Christmas IS HERE!

It's time to rejoice in the lord's meanings,
Cause Christmas is nearly coming,
and it's time for cheer!
See, this is REJECTED. This parody is not rejected.

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