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Song Parodies -> "Old McDonald Had a Pharm"

Original Song Title:

"Old McDonald Had a Farm"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Old McDonald Had a Pharm"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

This is so obvious I wonder nobody has yet spoofed it this way.
Old McDonald had a pharm,
Cash-flow-cash-flow-go!
On his pharm he made opioids,
Cash-flow-cash-flow-go!
Addiction here and addiction there
Addicted, addicted, everyone's addicted
Old McDonald had a pharm,
Cash-flow-cash-flow-go!

Old McDonald had a pharm,
Cash-flow-cash-flow-go!
On his pharm he made patented drugs,
Cash-flow-cash-flow-go!
Bankruptcy here and bankruptcy there
Bankrupt, bankrupt, everyone's bankrupt
Old McDonald had a pharm,
Cash-flow-cash-flow-go!

Old McDonald had a pharm,
Cash-flow-cash-flow-go!
On his pharm he made Viagra,
Cash-flow-cash-flow-go!
Profit here and profit there
Turgid, turgid, everyone's turgid
Old McDonald had a pharm,
Cash-flow-cash-flow-go!

Old McDonald had a pharm,
Cash-flow-cash-flow-go!
On his pharm he made Concerta,
Cash-flow-cash-flow-go!
Lethargy here and lethargy there
Lethargic, lethargic, everyone's lethargic
Old McDonald had a pharm,
Cash-flow-cash-flow-go!

Old McDonald had a pharm,
cash-flow-cash-flow-go!
On his pharm he made Valium,
cash-flow-cash-flow-go!
Profits here and profits there
Hooked here, hooked there, everyone's hook-ed
Old McDonald had a pharm,
cash-flow-cash-flow-go!

Old McDonald had a pharm,
healthy-stuff-to-go!
On his pharm he made vaccines,
healthy-stuff-to-go!
Rant-rant here and rant-rant there
Anti-vax, anti-vax, anti-vaxxers ranting
Old McDonald had a pharm,
healthy-stuff-to-go!

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Babylon Bee - April 27, 2020 - Report this comment
Old McDonald has since switched to making hand sanitizer
Patrick - May 02, 2020 - Report this comment
All the brewers and distillers in Kansas City are making hand sanitizer. Still don't see any on the shelves. The feds cracked down on the one semi-effective cold remedy (pseudoephedrine) because hillbillies were making methamphetamine. That put Americans out of work and turned the trade over to the Mexican drug cartels. They can make the stuff by the ton and smuggle it across the unguarded border.

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