Goldfish cooking on an open oven,
Fish smell nipping on your nose,
Coffee drinking sends your mind to a wire,
And folks nipped by the nematodes.

Everybody wants some salmon and some roasted eels,
Love to make the season right.
Tiny cods on a grill all aglow,
Will find it nice to eat alright.

They know that lobsters' on their way;
It's loaded with some clams and goodies from the weight.
And every cities' cild is going to pay,
To see if someone really know how to mate.

And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To kids from nineteen ninety-two,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
A very fishy Christmas to you

And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To kids from nineteen ninety-two,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
A very fishy Christmas to you