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Song Parodies -> "Jack Frost Likes it Hot!"

Original Song Title:

"Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Jack Frost Likes it Hot!"

Parody Written by:

Terry Conch

The Lyrics

Jack Frost roasting on an open fire,
No frost climbing up the hose,
Not a flurry being blown to a car,
And folks still thinks it's summertime.

Everybody feeds on jerkies and some lemonade,
Helps that the cloud is still light.
Rainy days with their drops ablow,
Will find it hard to freeze tonight.

We know that Santa's really gay;
He's laughing at the jokes and smiles by the way.
That jolly fat old guy isn't going to cry,
And know that Rudolph really knows how to lie.

And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To kids from two oh and one two,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
A very rainy Christmas to you?

And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To kids from two oh and one two,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
A very rainy Christmas to you?

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