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Song Parodies -> "Twelve Signs of Doomsday"

Original Song Title:

"Twelve Days of Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Twelve Signs of Doomsday"

Parody Written by:

Terry Conch

The Lyrics

[Verse 1]
On the first sign of doomsday is very plain to see
The quail flies through wedding ring

[Verse 2]
On the second sign of doomsday is very plain to see
Two beasts a-rising
and the quail flies through wedding ring

[Verse 3]
On the third sign of doomsday is very plain to see
Three rocks a-floating
Two beasts a-rising
and the quail flies through wedding ring

[Verse 4]
On the fourth sign of doomsday is very plain to see
Four riders riding
Three rocks a-floating
Two beasts a-rising
and the quail flies through wedding ring

[Verse 5]
On the fifth sign of doomsday is very plain to see
Five ravens white
Four riders riding
Three rocks a-floating
Two beasts a-rising
and the quail flies through wedding ring

[Verse 6]
On the sixth sign of doomsday is very plain to see
Six sixty sixes
Five ravens white
Four riders riding
Three rocks a-floating
Two beasts a-rising
and the quail flies through wedding ring

[Verse 7]
On the seventh sign of doomsday is very plain to see
Seven seals a-breaking
Six sixty sixes
Five ravens white
Four riders riding
Three rocks a-floating
Two beasts a-rising
and the quail flies through wedding ring

[Verse 8]
On the eighth sign of doomsday is very plain to see
Eight black swans swimming
Seven seals a-breaking
Six sixty sixes
Five ravens white
Four riders riding
Three rocks a-floating
Two beasts a-rising
and the quail flies through wedding ring

[Verse 9]
On the ninth sign of doomsday is very plain to see
Nine feathers sinking
Eight black swans swimming
Seven seals a-breaking
Six sixty sixes
Five ravens white
Four riders riding
Three rocks a-floating
Two beasts a-rising
and the quail flies through wedding ring

[Verse 10]
On the 10th sign of doomsday is very plain to see
10 kilo minnows
Nine feathers sinking
Eight black swans swimming
Seven seals a-breaking
Six sixty sixes
Five ravens white
Four riders riding
Three rocks a-floating
Two beasts a-rising
and the quail flies through wedding ring

[Verse 11]
On the 11th sign of doomsday is very plain to see
11 stars at daytime
10 kilo minnows
Nine feathers sinking
Eight black swans swimming
Seven seals a-breaking
Six sixty sixes
Five ravens white
Four riders riding
Three rocks a-floating
Two beasts a-rising
and the quail flies through wedding ring

[Verse 12]
On the 12th sign of doomsday is very plain to see
12 pigs a-flying
11 stars at daytime
10 kilo minnows
Nine feathers sinking
Eight black swans swimming
Seven seals a-breaking
Six sixty sixes
Five ravens white
Four riders riding
Three rocks a-floating
Two beasts a-rising
and the quail flies through wedding ring

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Dr. Doom - December 23, 2019 - Report this comment
I approve this parody
CML - December 23, 2019 - Report this comment
I want to give this a 666, but under the circmstances maybe I shouldnt
Susanna Viljanen - December 24, 2019 - Report this comment
Terry Conch, plagiarism is utterly bad behaviour! This is verbatim my old lyrics dated Dec 20 2012: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional2191.shtm I don't mind used as starting point, but I do mind being plagiarized. Write your own songs and do not present anyone else's spoofs as your own!
Wry Observer - December 25, 2019 - Report this comment
Hell hath no fury like a woman plagiarized
Joe Biden - December 25, 2019 - Report this comment
Hell hath no fury like a woman plagiarized

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