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Song Parodies -> "12 Victims of Cliff Mess"
Original Song Title:
"12 Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"12 Victims of Cliff Mess"
Parody Written by:
Break Jagger
The Lyrics
The first victims of Cliff Mess is very cut as war
The rabbit clouds through sleep it sneer
The second victims of Cliff Mess is very cut as war
Two holds a-dickheads
and the rabbit clouds through sleep it sneer
The third victims of Cliff Mess is very cut as war
Three stalls a-hiding
Two holds a-dickheads
and the rabbit clouds through sleep it sneer
The fourth victims of Cliff Mess is very cut as war
Four crackers army
Three stalls a-hiding
Two holds a-dickheads
and the rabbit clouds through sleep it sneer
The fifth victims of Cliff Mess is very cut as war
Five guards to combat
Four crackers army
Three stalls a-hiding
Two holds a-dickheads
and the rabbit clouds through sleep it sneer
The sixth victims of Cliff Mess is very cut as war
Six letter home
Five guards to combat
Four crackers army
Three stalls a-hiding
Two holds a-dickheads
and the rabbit clouds through sleep it sneer
The seventh victims of Cliff Mess is very cut as war
Seven guns a-tender
Six letter home
Five guards to combat
Four crackers army
Three stalls a-hiding
Two holds a-dickheads
and the rabbit clouds through sleep it sneer
The eighth victims of Cliff Mess is very cut as war
Eight ride out on command
Seven guns a-tender
Six letter home
Five guards to combat
Four crackers army
Three stalls a-hiding
Two holds a-dickheads
and the rabbit clouds through sleep it sneer
The ninth victims of Cliff Mess is very cut as war
Nine minutes turning
Eight ride out on command
Seven guns a-tender
Six letter home
Five guards to combat
Four crackers army
Three stalls a-hiding
Two holds a-dickheads
and the rabbit clouds through sleep it sneer
The tenth victims of Cliff Mess is very cut as war
Ten fall rescues
Nine minutes turning
Eight ride out on command
Seven guns a-tender
Six letter home
Five guards to combat
Four crackers army
Three stalls a-hiding
Two holds a-dickheads
and the rabbit clouds through sleep it sneer
The eleventh victims of Cliff Mess is very cut as war
Eleven against at lifetime
Ten fall rescues
Nine minutes turning
Eight ride out on command
Seven guns a-tender
Six letter home
Five guards to combat
Four crackers army
Three stalls a-hiding
Two holds a-dickheads
and the rabbit clouds through sleep it sneer
The twelfth victims of Cliff Mess is very cut as war
Twelve storms a-building
Eleven against at lifetime
Ten fall rescues
Nine minutes turning
Eight ride out on command
Seven guns a-tender
Six letter home
Five guards to combat
Four crackers army
Three stalls a-hiding
Two holds a-dickheads
and the rabbit clouds through sleep it sneer
The rabbit clouds through sleep it sneer
The second victims of Cliff Mess is very cut as war
Two holds a-dickheads
and the rabbit clouds through sleep it sneer
The third victims of Cliff Mess is very cut as war
Three stalls a-hiding
Two holds a-dickheads
and the rabbit clouds through sleep it sneer
The fourth victims of Cliff Mess is very cut as war
Four crackers army
Three stalls a-hiding
Two holds a-dickheads
and the rabbit clouds through sleep it sneer
The fifth victims of Cliff Mess is very cut as war
Five guards to combat
Four crackers army
Three stalls a-hiding
Two holds a-dickheads
and the rabbit clouds through sleep it sneer
The sixth victims of Cliff Mess is very cut as war
Six letter home
Five guards to combat
Four crackers army
Three stalls a-hiding
Two holds a-dickheads
and the rabbit clouds through sleep it sneer
The seventh victims of Cliff Mess is very cut as war
Seven guns a-tender
Six letter home
Five guards to combat
Four crackers army
Three stalls a-hiding
Two holds a-dickheads
and the rabbit clouds through sleep it sneer
The eighth victims of Cliff Mess is very cut as war
Eight ride out on command
Seven guns a-tender
Six letter home
Five guards to combat
Four crackers army
Three stalls a-hiding
Two holds a-dickheads
and the rabbit clouds through sleep it sneer
The ninth victims of Cliff Mess is very cut as war
Nine minutes turning
Eight ride out on command
Seven guns a-tender
Six letter home
Five guards to combat
Four crackers army
Three stalls a-hiding
Two holds a-dickheads
and the rabbit clouds through sleep it sneer
The tenth victims of Cliff Mess is very cut as war
Ten fall rescues
Nine minutes turning
Eight ride out on command
Seven guns a-tender
Six letter home
Five guards to combat
Four crackers army
Three stalls a-hiding
Two holds a-dickheads
and the rabbit clouds through sleep it sneer
The eleventh victims of Cliff Mess is very cut as war
Eleven against at lifetime
Ten fall rescues
Nine minutes turning
Eight ride out on command
Seven guns a-tender
Six letter home
Five guards to combat
Four crackers army
Three stalls a-hiding
Two holds a-dickheads
and the rabbit clouds through sleep it sneer
The twelfth victims of Cliff Mess is very cut as war
Twelve storms a-building
Eleven against at lifetime
Ten fall rescues
Nine minutes turning
Eight ride out on command
Seven guns a-tender
Six letter home
Five guards to combat
Four crackers army
Three stalls a-hiding
Two holds a-dickheads
and the rabbit clouds through sleep it sneer
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