You know Yahoo and Facebook and Instagram photos,
Unicorn puppies and frogs who croak “Oh-no!”,
But have you now heard
Of this strangest new cervine observed?

Tricorn, who has three antlers
Has a very funny head,
But if a hunter saw him,
He might shoot that buck stone dead!

All of the other deer folk,
They would say “How weird is that!
Are you a human’s clothesline,
Or a playground for a cat?”

Then one cold November day,
Strolling with his doe:
“Hey, three-antlered deer, don’t laugh:
May I take your photograph?”

Then how the pic went viral:
“We love you just as you are!
Tricorn, who has three antlers,
You’re an online superstar!”

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Then the North Pole got the news;
Tricorn sent a text:
“Cousin Rudolph, how are you?
Have you heard what I’ve been through?”

“Tricorn,” said his doe girlfriend,
“Now we’ve got a cause to brag!
You’re a worldwide sensation!
They know you’re not going stag!”