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Song Parodies -> "Tricorn, Who Has Three Antlers"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Tricorn, Who Has Three Antlers"

Parody Written by:

Melanie Lee

The Lyrics

A photographer spotted a strange deer in the woods of Northern Michigan. I took the name "Tricorn" from a comment on Yahoo! News. Happy Holidays! Story: https://www.yahoo.com/news/one-million-buck-spotted-former-151002933.html
You know Yahoo and Facebook and Instagram photos,
Unicorn puppies and frogs who croak “Oh-no!”,
But have you now heard
Of this strangest new cervine observed?

Tricorn, who has three antlers
Has a very funny head,
But if a hunter saw him,
He might shoot that buck stone dead!

All of the other deer folk,
They would say “How weird is that!
Are you a human’s clothesline,
Or a playground for a cat?”

Then one cold November day,
Strolling with his doe:
“Hey, three-antlered deer, don’t laugh:
May I take your photograph?”

Then how the pic went viral:
“We love you just as you are!
Tricorn, who has three antlers,
You’re an online superstar!”

(instrumental break)

Then the North Pole got the news;
Tricorn sent a text:
“Cousin Rudolph, how are you?
Have you heard what I’ve been through?”

“Tricorn,” said his doe girlfriend,
“Now we’ve got a cause to brag!
You’re a worldwide sensation!
They know you’re not going stag!”

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CML - November 15, 2019 - Report this comment
Cutest parody ev-uh, Mellie Dear
Jonathan - November 15, 2019 - Report this comment
Oh Deer! 5s
Arch Vile - November 16, 2019 - Report this comment
You got me jel, Mel. But that's just me being lazy, not posting a Christmas parody yet. 5's around, and I'd love to sing this at karaoke.

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