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Song Parodies -> "My Birthday Isn't On Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"We Wish You A Merry Christmas"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"My Birthday Isn't On Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Day 11 of the "25 Days of Christmas Parody" challenge. I feel bad for people who have December birthdays...especially the ones really close to Christmas. They usually get lumped in with the holiday and completely forgotten about. Original Song
My birthday isn’t on Christmas
Stop lumping it in with Christmas
It is three days after Christmas
We do this every year

The gifts Santa brings - for the twenty-fifth!
My birthday isn’t on Christmas
Don’t combine them each year!

It’s just so damn irritating
My parents are not debating
I blame my parents for mating
In March of that year!

You don’t understand the life that I live
Competing birthdays with Jesus
A “No Contest” each year!

For my day, the family won’t come
They all just came for the “Big One”
My birthday’s always never fun
It just isn’t fair!

Now Christmas is great, but my Christmas wish:
Just move my birthday to August
There is no conflict here!

I’m mad that my folks are choosing
Christmas Day, and then they’re using
That day to be all-including
Please guys! I’m right here!

They seem to forget that their first born kid
His birthday isn’t on Christmas
You should know, you were there!

My birthday isn’t on Christmas
Stop lumping it in with Christmas
It is three days after Christmas
We do this every year

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Matthias - December 11, 2018 - Report this comment
Great idea for a song!! My birthday is in June so I basically get presents every 6 months. I LOVE it!!
Patrick - December 11, 2018 - Report this comment
My brother was born on December 24. I'm sure he can relate to your story.
CML - December 11, 2018 - Report this comment
I was born November 11, so I never went to school on my birthday. I didn't realize that there was a holiday on Nov 11. My mother would tell me the school gave me the day off because I always did my homework and got good grades. Clever lady, that Mom .... I didn't discover the ruse until my first year at Harvard Law
Jonathan - December 11, 2018 - Report this comment
my birthday falls about 3 months before Christmas... in both cases, I'm more about the food than gifts... 5s

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