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Song Parodies -> "Violent Knife"
Original Song Title:
"Silent Night"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Violent Knife"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
Song #2 from my "Halloween Carols" (2018 Edition). This one is all about Jason Voorhees and the Friday the 13th Series.
Violent knife... Voorhees strikes...
First his mom... Takes your life...
Stay a virgin... Or be defiled...
Drugs and liquor... Will make him go wild...
Freak... From Camp Crystal Laaaaaaaake
Creep... Will have your bones break
Violent knife... Camping strife...
Stomachs ache... When they're spiked...
Counselors scream while stalked in the park
Far from a ghost... He's breaking your jaw
Wicked slayer's deformed
Hockey mask uniform
Violent knife... Watch out tykes!
Running broads... Aren't too psyched
Might get creamed... Deep in Outer Space
With his brawn he'll freeze dry your face
Jason wants you to huuuuuuurtttttt....
Jason makes your blood squirt!
First his mom... Takes your life...
Stay a virgin... Or be defiled...
Drugs and liquor... Will make him go wild...
Freak... From Camp Crystal Laaaaaaaake
Creep... Will have your bones break
Violent knife... Camping strife...
Stomachs ache... When they're spiked...
Counselors scream while stalked in the park
Far from a ghost... He's breaking your jaw
Wicked slayer's deformed
Hockey mask uniform
Violent knife... Watch out tykes!
Running broads... Aren't too psyched
Might get creamed... Deep in Outer Space
With his brawn he'll freeze dry your face
Jason wants you to huuuuuuurtttttt....
Jason makes your blood squirt!
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Nice touch with this song. I've heard other songs over the radio that combined Halloween and Christmas in this year. How desperate are retailers this time of year to keep pushing it back. 5's all around. Wouldn't mind hearing this by a choir around Halloween.
stay a virgin to avoid Jason's wrath? I'm good! 5s
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