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Song Parodies -> "The Bible Tells Him So"

Original Song Title:

"The Bible Tells Me So"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Bible Tells Him So"

Parody Written by:

Auntie Trohl

The Lyrics

No faith, hope or charity
That's the way St. Paul says it must be
That’s how he knows
The bible tells him so
Little kids are enemies
Them into detention we must squeeze
How does he know?
The bible tells him so
Must guard against these small foes
And make them rue the day
They came here, make them all go
To jail or go away
No faith, hope or charity
Says the Klansman that is now AG
How does he know?
The bible tells him so

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Pacing: 1.6
How Funny: 1.6
Overall Rating: 1.6

Total Votes: 21

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Alexander's Rag Tag Band - June 22, 2018 - Report this comment
Lecture the parents of the 400,000 children of US citizens in foster homes. And lesture the parents of the children in foreign countries who havent snuck into the US.
Kipper - December 21, 2018 - Report this comment
More ignorant blathering from the ignorant liberal left. Not OUR fault those fools brought their children on such a long trek to this country which has NO responsibility to let them in. Too bad all the money they want to spend on these illegal c hildren can't be spent on the LEGAL children of the United States

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