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Song Parodies -> "Titanic"
Original Song Title:
"My Bonnie"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Titanic"
Parody Written by:
Adam Bernstein
The Lyrics
Titanic if you hit an iceberg
And if you fall into the sea
And if a bad film’s made about you,
Then don’t go complaining to me
Leonard, Leonard
Dicaprio, he is such a dork!
frozen, frozen,
Never made it to New York.
Titanic fell into the ocean
A night to remember they say,
But sometimes I get a great notion
To see Kate Winslet washed away
How did, how did
Such a bad film win the Oscar?
Cameron, Cameron
Was Ed Wood your father?
1912 was a disaster.
Titanic fell into the sea,
The victims weren’t like all the bastards
In 1997’s movie.
Leonard, Leonard,
Billy Zane tried to shoot you, but missed
Diamond, thrown out,
As credits rolled I booed and hissed.
And if you fall into the sea
And if a bad film’s made about you,
Then don’t go complaining to me
Leonard, Leonard
Dicaprio, he is such a dork!
frozen, frozen,
Never made it to New York.
Titanic fell into the ocean
A night to remember they say,
But sometimes I get a great notion
To see Kate Winslet washed away
How did, how did
Such a bad film win the Oscar?
Cameron, Cameron
Was Ed Wood your father?
1912 was a disaster.
Titanic fell into the sea,
The victims weren’t like all the bastards
In 1997’s movie.
Leonard, Leonard,
Billy Zane tried to shoot you, but missed
Diamond, thrown out,
As credits rolled I booed and hissed.
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Thanks for the guy who gave me 5s! Correction: should be Leonardo. I'll be posting it in the recordings soon.
What a really rotten parody. 1's deservedly
Pretty good parody. I didn't like the movie that much either. Too long, a bit boring, overrated, gushy - I guess you could look at Kate Winslet, she's a looker, but so what? I'm so sick of that promo ad of her doing the Jesus Christ pose on the ship mast anyway. The movie was a drag and its soundtrack SUCKS hippo butt. I'm glad somebody here feels the same way. 5's for sure, or at least 4's. Rock on!
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