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Song Parodies -> "Kahuna of the Dells"

Original Song Title:

"The Farmer In The Dell"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Kahuna of the Dells"

Parody Written by:

Patrick McWilliams

The Lyrics

A lot of the writers at AIR use our real names. But many choose to post under a variety of colorful pseudonyms reflecting their interests and aspirations, funny nicknames, or cartoon characters. Around the time I started there was a regular contributor who posted parodies about his favorite vacation resort under the name "Kahuna Accidentale of the Dells". He was last seen here in 2013. I wonder what happened to him.
Kahuna of the Dells
Kahuna of the Dells
What ever happened to
Kahuna of the Dells?

He wrote about the Dells
Renowned Wisconsin Dells
World's Greatest Water Park
Come to Wisconsin Dells!

It's better than TV
A place you have to see
But where Kahuna went
Remains a mystery

Go down the water slide
A paddle-wheeler ride
Ditch that remote control
And get yourself outside

State of Wisconsin's pride
Chicago, a short ride
Folks come from everywhere
Attractions to be tried

Enjoy a summer lark
In daytime or at dark
For Six Flags and Branson
Disparaging remarks

Vacation wonderland
He was its biggest fan
Pack the station wagon
Our summer trip is planned

His name no more appears
It's been a couple years
Was there an "accident"?
Please settle all our fears

Maybe he retired
I don't think he was fired
He was a fixture here
I hope he's not expired

We beg of you please tell
We truly wish you well
Drop us a message, friend
Kahuna of the Dells

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Rob Arndt - November 29, 2017 - Report this comment
Tributes are worthy- 555!

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