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Song Parodies -> "Gimmie Gimmie (Pink) Chocolate Bars"

Original Song Title:

"Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Gimmie Gimmie (Pink) Chocolate Bars"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

I'm almost drooling as I'm writing this intro. A new type of chocolate has been discovered slash invented. It's pink. Not dark, brown or white - Pink! It will have a more fruity taste and it will be called "Ruby" (because of why? - it's clearly pink!) and it will be out on the market sometime next year. (If I were the marketing director I'd aim for Valentine's Day). Anyway, here are some sources, you need to see this for yourselves: 1 and 2 and 3.
Gimmie, gimmie, chocolate bars
I can't bid them au revoir
Dark an' brown and white I've tried
From the choc-connoisseur's guide
Pink or Ruby newish are
But they're on my choc-radar

When the wrapping paper's gone
Chocolate's there to feast upon
First you take a little bite
Then you're munching through the night
Tasty, tasty, chocolate bars
Every colour's wunderbar

© Peter Andersson.

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Matthias - November 13, 2017 - Report this comment
Pink chocolate? Now I've heard everything! Actually not THAT weird to be honest with you BUT kinda goofy so good topic!
Jonathan - November 13, 2017 - Report this comment
well, now I'm craving pink chocolate. and it's not even been released, yet... 5s
Rob Arndt - November 13, 2017 - Report this comment
This too: PINK CHOCOLATE BAR infused with ROSÉ wine and decked out in edible crystalized rose petals! The Compartés ROSES & ROSÉ Chocolate Bar is brand new, handmade in LA with French rosé and Compartés signature white chocolate. ... It's rosé season so sit back and pour a glass and take ... Online, available, $9.99. Oh yes, Peter, I gave you 555 too! Try not to complain about it ;-)
Peter Andersson - November 14, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks Matthias, Jonathan and Rob. White chocolate can probably be coloured to have any artificial colour since it's not really real chocolate itself (I once had a cheap bar of such that tasted more like majo - ewww!)
Agrimorfee - November 15, 2017 - Report this comment
Sounds yummy anyway. 555

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