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Song Parodies -> "Rudolph, the Pissed-Off Reindeer"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Rudolph, the Pissed-Off Reindeer"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Rudolph, the pissed-off reindeer
had a very ugly nose
It was quite red and bulbous
but not as long as Pinocchio's!

All of the other reindeer
prevented him from playing games
Rudolph had the last laugh
when he set the sleigh to flames!

Santa was mad on Christmas eve
He made Rudolph pay:
"Rudolph get out of my sight,
before I turn my shotgun on you tonight"

Then all the reindeer beat him
pissed on him and gave him fleas
But Rudolph the pissed-off reindeer,
put an enema in Dear Old Santa's tea!

Then,

Burned the barn with the Eight*,
and locked it, threw away the key!!!
* Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donder, and Blitzen.

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2LD4U - September 18, 2017 - Report this comment
Kind of like a South Park episode, I think!
Big Jim - September 18, 2017 - Report this comment
Brutal! But good in a sick way man! 5's
Jonathan - September 18, 2017 - Report this comment
well... that's certainly another way it could've gone 455
Sir Mick James - September 24, 2017 - Report this comment
Ruthless! But then again in a morbid way, they asked for it! Just like the movie 'Carrie' maybe. A good lesson - DON'T MAKE FUN OF ANYONE DIFFERENT FROM YOU. GOD DOESN'T MAKE JUNK!
Sir Laughs A Lot - September 25, 2017 - Report this comment
Maniacally brilliant!!!

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