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Song Parodies -> "The 12 Days of Christmas (Sammy t3h Snake's Version)"
Original Song Title:
"The 12 Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The 12 Days of Christmas (Sammy t3h Snake's Version)"
Parody Written by:
Hunter Sullivan
The Lyrics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A010_pQQbhQ
Lyrics:
On the first day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
A Embit in a Pear Tree
On the second day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
2 Laser Beams
and a Embit in a Pear Tree
On the third day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
3 Falcon Swords
2 Laser Beams
and a Embit in a Pear Tree
On the fourth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
4 Henry F**ters
3 Falcon Swords
2 Laser Beams
and a Embit in a Pear Tree
On the fifth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
5 Golden T**ds
4 Henry F**ters
3 Falcon Swords
2 Laser Beams
and a Embit in a Pear Tree
On the sixth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
6 Candy Canes
5 Golden T**ds
4 Henry F**ters
3 Falcon Swords
2 Laser Beams
and a Embit in a Pear Tree
On the seventh day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
7 Action 52 Cartridges
6 Candy Canes
5 Golden T**ds
4 Henry F**ters
3 Falcon Swords
2 Laser Beams
and a Embit in a Pear Tree
On the eighth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
8 Drew Pickles Faces
7 Action 52 Cartridges
6 Candy Canes
5 Golden T**ds
4 Henry F**ters
3 Falcon Swords
2 Laser Beams
and a Embit in a Pear Tree
On the ninth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
9 Axtures Axing
8 Drew Pickles Faces
7 Action 52 Cartridges
6 Candy Canes
5 Golden T**ds
4 Henry F**ters
3 Falcon Swords
2 Laser Beams
and a Embit in a Pear Tree
On the tenth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
10 Broken Floppies
9 Axtures Axing
8 Drew Pickles Faces
7 Action 52 Cartridges
6 Candy Canes
5 Golden T**ds
4 Henry F**ters
3 Falcon Swords
2 Laser Beams
and a Embit in a Pear Tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
11 Copies Of Flash
10 Broken Floppies
9 Axtures Axing
8 Drew Pickles Faces
7 Action 52 Cartridges
6 Candy Canes
5 Golden T**ds
4 Henry F**ters
3 Falcon Swords
2 Laser Beams
and a Embit in a Pear Tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
12 Wipers Wiping
11 Copies of Flash
10 Broken Floppies
9 Axtures Axing
8 Drew Pickles Faces
7 Action 52 Cartridges
6 Candy Canes
5 Golden T**ds
4 Henry F**ters
3 Falcon Swords
2 Laser Beams
and a Embit in a Pear Tree
On the first day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
A Embit in a Pear Tree
On the second day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
2 Laser Beams
and a Embit in a Pear Tree
On the third day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
3 Falcon Swords
2 Laser Beams
and a Embit in a Pear Tree
On the fourth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
4 Henry F**ters
3 Falcon Swords
2 Laser Beams
and a Embit in a Pear Tree
On the fifth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
5 Golden T**ds
4 Henry F**ters
3 Falcon Swords
2 Laser Beams
and a Embit in a Pear Tree
On the sixth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
6 Candy Canes
5 Golden T**ds
4 Henry F**ters
3 Falcon Swords
2 Laser Beams
and a Embit in a Pear Tree
On the seventh day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
7 Action 52 Cartridges
6 Candy Canes
5 Golden T**ds
4 Henry F**ters
3 Falcon Swords
2 Laser Beams
and a Embit in a Pear Tree
On the eighth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
8 Drew Pickles Faces
7 Action 52 Cartridges
6 Candy Canes
5 Golden T**ds
4 Henry F**ters
3 Falcon Swords
2 Laser Beams
and a Embit in a Pear Tree
On the ninth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
9 Axtures Axing
8 Drew Pickles Faces
7 Action 52 Cartridges
6 Candy Canes
5 Golden T**ds
4 Henry F**ters
3 Falcon Swords
2 Laser Beams
and a Embit in a Pear Tree
On the tenth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
10 Broken Floppies
9 Axtures Axing
8 Drew Pickles Faces
7 Action 52 Cartridges
6 Candy Canes
5 Golden T**ds
4 Henry F**ters
3 Falcon Swords
2 Laser Beams
and a Embit in a Pear Tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
11 Copies Of Flash
10 Broken Floppies
9 Axtures Axing
8 Drew Pickles Faces
7 Action 52 Cartridges
6 Candy Canes
5 Golden T**ds
4 Henry F**ters
3 Falcon Swords
2 Laser Beams
and a Embit in a Pear Tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
12 Wipers Wiping
11 Copies of Flash
10 Broken Floppies
9 Axtures Axing
8 Drew Pickles Faces
7 Action 52 Cartridges
6 Candy Canes
5 Golden T**ds
4 Henry F**ters
3 Falcon Swords
2 Laser Beams
and a Embit in a Pear Tree
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