-> "This Gunman"
Original Song Title:
"This Old Man (Shortened Version)"
Parody Song Title:
This gunman, had a gun
German submachine gun in WW1
Bergmann trench attack- whack, whack
MP-18 strikes home
This gunman... the Iron Cross he won
This gunman, World War II
The MP-40 he did shoot
Para attack facing ack-ack
Still, he raided countries Low
This gunman another medal to show
(1960s West German Polizei)
This gunman, postwar police
Walther MP-L to fight in the streets
Baader-Meinhoff attacks fought back
To ambushes they were prone
This gunman fought terror at home
This gunman, couldn't fight another war
His grandson, however, was Bundeswehr
Afghan Taliban attack, shot back
MP-7 PDW for IDZ clones
Killed ten men, no need for drones!!!
(2015 Private Citizen)
The old gunman, still alive
115 when a package arrives
HK matte black with an optics pack
60 Rd mag,
Pause... his grandson calls home
"Großvater, with the MP-9 you'll never be alone!"
The old gunman dies happy at age 120...
The gun is buried with him, barrel cemented
The age of the SMG and PDW is over
Plasma weaponry rules the battlefield
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