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Song Parodies -> "This Gunman"

Original Song Title:

"This Old Man (Shortened Version)"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"This Gunman"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Something different...
(1918 Stormtrooper)

This gunman, had a gun
German submachine gun in WW1
Bergmann trench attack- whack, whack
MP-18 strikes home
This gunman... the Iron Cross he won

(1940 Fallschirmjaeger)

This gunman, World War II
The MP-40 he did shoot
Para attack facing ack-ack
Still, he raided countries Low
This gunman another medal to show

(1960s West German Polizei)

This gunman, postwar police
Walther MP-L to fight in the streets
Baader-Meinhoff attacks fought back
To ambushes they were prone
This gunman fought terror at home

This gunman, couldn't fight another war
His grandson, however, was Bundeswehr
Afghan Taliban attack, shot back
MP-7 PDW for IDZ clones
Killed ten men, no need for drones!!!

(2015 Private Citizen)

The old gunman, still alive
115 when a package arrives
HK matte black with an optics pack
60 Rd mag,
Pause... his grandson calls home
"Gro├čvater, with the MP-9 you'll never be alone!"


[Ending Note]

The old gunman dies happy at age 120...
The gun is buried with him, barrel cemented
The age of the SMG and PDW is over
Plasma weaponry rules the battlefield

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Jonathan - March 08, 2017 - Report this comment
you drew inspiration from Lennie's recent one, didn't you? 5s
Rob Arndt - March 08, 2017 - Report this comment
Only the OS ;-)
Rob Arndt - March 08, 2017 - Report this comment
Note: the HK MP-9 is fictional for the story. It has no association with the Swiss B&T MP-9 or the Ruger MP9 SMGs!

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