-> "Don't Fail! Don't Fail! (The Finals Ballad)"
Original Song Title:
"Wassail! Wassail! All Over the Town"
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Fail! Don't Fail! (The Finals Ballad)"
The Lyrics
Don't fail, don't fail, and bump my grade down,
I don't want to look at my transcript and frown,
The goal of an A is sought by us all,
If I pass, I'll stay in school until next fall!
So here's to that we-ek that all students fear,
The finals have finally made their way here,
5 days of big essays and tests are coming,
It's time to sit down and begin studying!
Don't fail, don't fail, and bump my grade down,
I don't want to look at my transcript and frown,
The goal of an A is sought by us all,
If I pass, I'll stay in school until next fall!
So here's to the history final that's first,
At least it is int'resting and not the worst,
Followed by the math final on which I'll see,
Parabolas, line graphs, and trigonometry!
Don't fail, don't fail, and bump my grade down,
I don't want to look at my transcript and frown,
The goal of an A is sought by us all,
If I pass, I'll stay in school until next fall!
And here's to the final which gives me great pain,
With my tears, the AP Chem test will be stained,
The Latin and English tests come the next day,
*O Deus Sanctus, nunc iuvā mē!
Don't fail, don't fail, and bump my grade down,
I don't want to look at my transcript and frown,
The goal of an A is sought by us all,
If I pass, I'll stay in school until next fall!
This week will be quite the mind-boggling quest,
I'm studying hard so I can do my best,
With all of this knowledge floating 'round my head,
Oh no- it's 3:30! I should get to bed!
Don't fail, don't fail, and bump my grade down,
I don't want to look at my transcript and frown,
The goal of an A is sought by us all,
If I pass I'll stay in school until next fall!
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