-> "12 Days of Drinkfest"
Original Song Title:
"12 Days of Christmas"
Parody Song Title:
"12 Days of Drinkfest"
Parody Written by:
We Two Scamps
The Lyrics
just two days after Christmas
my pal, Rob gave to me
the idea for this parody
it is called “12 Days of Drinkfest”
which won’t apply to me
no alcohol
now I'll start the real words on day three
On the third day of Drinkfest
somebody served to me
3 Cola-blends
2 brandy-rums
And a boilermaker for Freddie!
On the fourth day of Drinkfest
somebody served to me
4 Cold Collins
3 Cola-blends
2 brandy-rums
And a boilermaker for Freddie!
On the fifth day of Drinkfest
somebody served to me
FIVE ...onion ...rings?
4 Cold Collins
3 Cola-blends
2 brandy-rums
And a boilermaker for Freddie!
On the sixth day of Drinkfest
somebody served to me
6 German Rieslings
FIVE FRUIT SOFT DRINKS!
4 Cold Collins
3 Cola-blends
2 brandy-rums
And a boilermaker for Freddie!
on the senth daya Drinkfeest
somebody swerved to mee
Seven beers a-drippin’
6 German Rieslings
FIVE FRUIT SOFT DRINKS!
4 Cold Collinz
3 Cola-blends
2 brandy-rums
And a boilermaker for Freddie!
On the eighth day of dirnkfist
somebody served moo tea
8 mugs a-frothin’
seven beers a-drippin’
6 German Rieslings
FIVE FRUIT SOFT DRINKS!
4 Cold Collies
3 Cola-blendz
2 brandy-rumz
And a boilermaker for Freddie!
On the night day of drunkfast
somebody slurped ma tea
9 Martinis shakin’
8 mugs a-frothin’
sem beers a-drippin’
6 German Rieslings
FIVE FRUITY DRINKS!
4 Cold Clock-inz
3 Cola-bladez
2 brandy-rums
And a boilermaker for Freddie!
In the tent Dave on drunkest
somebody said to me
10 chevals peaking
9 Martinis shaken
8 frogs a-mouthin’
some birds a-droppin’
6 Virgin Raisins
FIVE SHINY THINGS!
poor Collin’s Cold
three French hens
2 candy-plums
And a homemaker for Freddie!
On the mununthnunth day of dinkfirst
somebody made the sea
Eleven coffees piping
10 shovels peaking
9 bikinis shaking
8 foggy mountains
some beardz a-slurpin’
Sexy Virginz fighting
FRUIT INTHA SEENK!
4 Coldy Cutzz
3 Coca-Cola
2 candied tums…
And a big rice maker fo’ EDDY!!!
In the twilfth date & dunk frost
somebody slurred tah meeh
12 champagnes bubblin’
‘leven coughing pipers…
Twin shovels speaking
Night Martina quakin’
Hey frothy hot dogs
Sim birds a-slippin’
Slick German Icing
FIVE ONION RINGS!!!
not really drunk
‘cause again
no alcohol
here’s a shout-out to callmelennie!
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