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Song Parodies -> "Twelve Days of Presitrump"
Original Song Title:
"The Twelve Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Twelve Days of Presitrump"
Parody Written by:
aRoT
The Lyrics
The Pollyanna Version?
On his 1ST day in power, Presitrump promised me
That he would govern ‘eth-ick-ly’
On his 2ND day in power, Presitrump promised me
No alt-right droves
And he would govern ‘eth-ick-ly’
On his 3RD day in power, Presitrump promised me
Autographed pens,
No alt-right droves,
And he would govern ‘eth-ick-ly’
On his 4TH day in power, Presitrump promised me
No hateful words
Autographed pens,
No alt-right droves,
And he would govern ‘eth-ick-ly’
On his 5TH day in power, Presitrump promised me
No Ivanka bling
No hateful words
Autographed pens,
No alt-right droves,
And he would govern ‘eth-ick-ly’
On his 6TH day in power, Presitrump promised me
Free college schooling
No Ivanka bling
No hateful words
Autographed pens,
No alt-right droves,
And he would govern ‘eth-ick-ly’
On his 7TH day in power, Presitrump promised me
All people eating
Free college schooling
No Ivanka bling
No hateful words
Autographed pens,
No alt-right droves,
And he would govern ‘eth-ick-ly’
On his 8TH day in power, Presitrump promised me
Fewer people gunning
All people eating
Free college schooling
No Ivanka bling
No hateful words
Autographed pens,
No alt-right droves,
And he would govern ‘eth-ick-ly’
On his 9TH day in power, Presitrump promised me
Social Security working
Fewer people gunning
All people eating
Free college schooling
No Ivanka bling
No hateful words
Autographed pens,
No alt-right droves,
And he would govern ‘eth-ick-ly’
On his 10TH day in power, Presitrump promised me
Everyone has housing
Social Security working
Fewer people gunning
All people eating
Free college schooling
No Ivanka bling
No hateful words
Autographed pens,
No alt-right droves,
And he would govern ‘eth-ick-ly’
On his 11TH day in power, Presitrump promised me
A middle class thriving
Everyone has housing
Social Security working
Fewer people gunning
All people eating
Free college schooling
No Ivanka bling
No hateful words
Autographed pens,
No alt-right droves,
And he would govern ‘eth-ick-ly’
On his 12TH day in power, Presitrump promised me
Single person voting
A middle class thriving
Everyone has housing
Social Security working
Fewer people gunning
All people eating
Free college schooling
No Ivanka bling
No hateful words
Autographed pens,
No alt-right droves,
And he would govern ‘eth-ick-ly’
That he would govern ‘eth-ick-ly’
On his 2ND day in power, Presitrump promised me
No alt-right droves
And he would govern ‘eth-ick-ly’
On his 3RD day in power, Presitrump promised me
Autographed pens,
No alt-right droves,
And he would govern ‘eth-ick-ly’
On his 4TH day in power, Presitrump promised me
No hateful words
Autographed pens,
No alt-right droves,
And he would govern ‘eth-ick-ly’
On his 5TH day in power, Presitrump promised me
No Ivanka bling
No hateful words
Autographed pens,
No alt-right droves,
And he would govern ‘eth-ick-ly’
On his 6TH day in power, Presitrump promised me
Free college schooling
No Ivanka bling
No hateful words
Autographed pens,
No alt-right droves,
And he would govern ‘eth-ick-ly’
On his 7TH day in power, Presitrump promised me
All people eating
Free college schooling
No Ivanka bling
No hateful words
Autographed pens,
No alt-right droves,
And he would govern ‘eth-ick-ly’
On his 8TH day in power, Presitrump promised me
Fewer people gunning
All people eating
Free college schooling
No Ivanka bling
No hateful words
Autographed pens,
No alt-right droves,
And he would govern ‘eth-ick-ly’
On his 9TH day in power, Presitrump promised me
Social Security working
Fewer people gunning
All people eating
Free college schooling
No Ivanka bling
No hateful words
Autographed pens,
No alt-right droves,
And he would govern ‘eth-ick-ly’
On his 10TH day in power, Presitrump promised me
Everyone has housing
Social Security working
Fewer people gunning
All people eating
Free college schooling
No Ivanka bling
No hateful words
Autographed pens,
No alt-right droves,
And he would govern ‘eth-ick-ly’
On his 11TH day in power, Presitrump promised me
A middle class thriving
Everyone has housing
Social Security working
Fewer people gunning
All people eating
Free college schooling
No Ivanka bling
No hateful words
Autographed pens,
No alt-right droves,
And he would govern ‘eth-ick-ly’
On his 12TH day in power, Presitrump promised me
Single person voting
A middle class thriving
Everyone has housing
Social Security working
Fewer people gunning
All people eating
Free college schooling
No Ivanka bling
No hateful words
Autographed pens,
No alt-right droves,
And he would govern ‘eth-ick-ly’
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Nothing about the Wall and deporting Mexicans?
so this is what he has been saying? Problems hearing right with me you know
Did he tell you "Believe me!"?
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