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Song Parodies -> "Jill Stein Roasting on an Open Fire"
Original Song Title:
"Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Jill Stein Roasting on an Open Fire"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
Last of the Jill Stein bashing parody...or a roast should I say?
Jill Stein roasting on an open fire
Fidel's life comes to a close
Jill Stein's screaming heard from wire
For loving all our foes
Everybody knows a turkey when they see one
One that happens to be dumb
The hot air in her head will soon blow
Will find it nice to heat all night
She'd love a Pol Pot by the way
With Nero and Hitler and Stalin with her way
Tom Rothman's also added as you know why
More than enough for Stein to happily cry
So I'm offering some crazy's meat
To kids from 1961
Although they got nicked many times, many ways,
A very warming Christmas to you
Fidel's life comes to a close
Jill Stein's screaming heard from wire
For loving all our foes
Everybody knows a turkey when they see one
One that happens to be dumb
The hot air in her head will soon blow
Will find it nice to heat all night
She'd love a Pol Pot by the way
With Nero and Hitler and Stalin with her way
Tom Rothman's also added as you know why
More than enough for Stein to happily cry
So I'm offering some crazy's meat
To kids from 1961
Although they got nicked many times, many ways,
A very warming Christmas to you
For those wondering why I put Tom Rothman there, he was the one who butchered Deadpool in "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" in 2009. If that wasn't a crime against humanity, I don't know what is.
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Jill Stein is a lunatic. Although she's a doctor, she supports the vaccine-autism conspiracy theory and 9/11 demolition conspiracy theory as well! She vandalized construction equipment on the North Dakota Access Pipeline and bragged about having an arrest warrant! She also knocked Johnson on his comments about not knowing political leaders as she named off a long list of world politians- NONE of which were world leaders! 555 Max!
it doesn't take an Einstein to know that Jill Stein is no Einstein. heck, Ben Stein is more of an Einstein, than Jill Stein! ...Stein! 5s
Oh, she'll be roasting on an open fire, all right. Called Hell. Next to Trump.
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