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Song Parodies -> "Old Holy Socks"
Original Song Title:
"O Holy Night"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Old Holy Socks"
Parody Written by:
Bob Gomez
The Lyrics
Happy and Safe Holidays to All!
Whoa, holy socks!
Your toes unsightly, peeking,
Maybe it's time to go buy a new pair.
Toenails are curled,
They scratch me and I'm freaking,
When we're in bed that's why I get nightmares.
You will, I hope,
Come with to Fashion Outlet,
Or Target, Macy's,
Or maybe Dollar Store--
Mall employees!
Fall clearance! Endless choices!
Old socks, it's time!
Long night
When socks are torn!
$12.99?!
Old socks,
Old holy socks,
It's time!
Got to admit, they sure make fancy socks now,
There's Frida Kahlo, and ferrets, and bees.
Maybe I'll try this sexy pair from Moscow,
With Putin shirtless way up to my knees.
The thrill of hose that hugs my aching thighs and
Will hide my veins and liver spots and warts--
Awwwww! Look at these!
So sheer, at basement prices!
Oh, tights, divine!
Gold tights,
They're nice for porn!
Gold tights,
Be mine!
Oh, tights,
Unholy tights divine!
Your toes unsightly, peeking,
Maybe it's time to go buy a new pair.
Toenails are curled,
They scratch me and I'm freaking,
When we're in bed that's why I get nightmares.
You will, I hope,
Come with to Fashion Outlet,
Or Target, Macy's,
Or maybe Dollar Store--
Mall employees!
Fall clearance! Endless choices!
Old socks, it's time!
Long night
When socks are torn!
$12.99?!
Old socks,
Old holy socks,
It's time!
Got to admit, they sure make fancy socks now,
There's Frida Kahlo, and ferrets, and bees.
Maybe I'll try this sexy pair from Moscow,
With Putin shirtless way up to my knees.
The thrill of hose that hugs my aching thighs and
Will hide my veins and liver spots and warts--
Awwwww! Look at these!
So sheer, at basement prices!
Oh, tights, divine!
Gold tights,
They're nice for porn!
Gold tights,
Be mine!
Oh, tights,
Unholy tights divine!
©Bob "In A Tights Spot" Gomez 2016
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lol I enjoyed this parody very much :) It was very funny. 5s for you. Happy Holidays!
I bet Bob Gomez loses more Right socks than Left socks!
Anny: thanks and the very best of holidays to you, too! I will be singing this with my family at our Christmas party. Jeff: Thanks and Right you are!
Wonderful as always. 5s
Did Bob just sock it to us without politics?
Maybe, if you leave out the Putin tag. Gutentag.
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