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Song Parodies -> "Brown The Rolls"

Original Song Title:

"Deck The Halls"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Brown The Rolls"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

one last Christmas parody from me this year. and yes, it's about food. what else did you expect from me? please enjoy!
Brown The Rolls and cut the Yule Log
om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
'tis the season to drink Eggnog
yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
with mouths full, can't sing a Carol
maunf maunf maunf maunf maunf maunf maunf maunf maunf
watch that movie with Will Ferrell
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

see that golden juicy Turkey?
mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm
cooked just right not dry, like Jerky
nothing rhymes with "mmm" except for "hmm"
family at Christmas Dinner
man that's good, oh so good, good good good
I'm not getting any thinner
food food food food food food food food food

winter food fattens our @$$es
chunk chunk chunk chunk chunk chunk chunk chunk chunk
baking cookies with molasses
oh so good to dunk, dunk dunk dunk dunk
those with partners, get some nookie!
bow-chicka-wow-chicka-wow-wow-wow
as for me, I'll have a cookie...
ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
Thanks For Reading! Have A Merry Christmas, & A Happy New Year!

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Fred - December 23, 2016 - Report this comment
Jonathan, your parodies always force me to the fridge! 555 munchies!
Rob Arndt - December 23, 2016 - Report this comment
Can I get some gravy with those rolls? 555!
Annie (Anny) - December 23, 2016 - Report this comment
This was a very yummy parody :) Could I have some coffee (black, please!) with those cookies? 555 for you!
Jonathan - December 23, 2016 - Report this comment
Fred - Thank You! Weird Al does food parodies all the time, and I'm actually a pretty heavy dude so... write what ya know, ya know? :)
Rob - Thanks! and yeah, brown & serves dipped in gravy are unbelievably good!
Annie (Anny) - Thank You Very Much! and yes, have all the coffee you like with those cookies. I'll stick with the ol' milk! (well, not the OLD milks as in, expired but... you know what I mean!) :)
Jack - December 23, 2016 - Report this comment
Mmm, mmm, good, parody, that is! Forget the soup! 555!
Ann E Monster - December 23, 2016 - Report this comment
Rollies
Jonathan - December 23, 2016 - Report this comment
^ Thanks Guys, and Merry Christmas to all!

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