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Song Parodies -> "I'm Gettin' Nuttin' this Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Gettin' Nuttin' for Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Gettin' Nuttin' this Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Onslaught
The Lyrics
Santa Says "You've been a naughty girl".
I broke the law with Email scheme
Julian snitched on me
I sold access for cash money
Julian snitched on me
I stabbed ol’ Bernie in the back
Debate questions from some hack
Coughing spell cured by a quack
Julian snitched on me
Oh, I’m gettin’ nuttin’ this Christmas
The Swing State voters got mad
I’m gettin’ nuttin’ this Christmas
Cause I ran my campaign so bad
I wanted Bill Gates for V.P.
Julian snitched on me
Colluded with the DOJ
Julian snitched on me
Bimbo eruptions, that was me
Left four dead in Benghazi
Tried to move a primary
Julian snitched on me
So, I’m gettin’ nuttin’ this Christmas
All of the Snowflakes are sad
I’m gettin’ nuttin’ this Christmas
Cause I ran my campaign so bad
The White House now beyond my grasp
Julian snitched on me
In twenty-twenty I’ll be back
Julian, gone, will be
Election Day, it will be me
Taking Oath, Prez Hillary
In my new Cyborg body
Just you wait and see
So you better watch out, whatever you do
I’m boiling mad, I’m warning you
I got nuttin’ this Christmas.
Julian snitched on me
I sold access for cash money
Julian snitched on me
I stabbed ol’ Bernie in the back
Debate questions from some hack
Coughing spell cured by a quack
Julian snitched on me
Oh, I’m gettin’ nuttin’ this Christmas
The Swing State voters got mad
I’m gettin’ nuttin’ this Christmas
Cause I ran my campaign so bad
I wanted Bill Gates for V.P.
Julian snitched on me
Colluded with the DOJ
Julian snitched on me
Bimbo eruptions, that was me
Left four dead in Benghazi
Tried to move a primary
Julian snitched on me
So, I’m gettin’ nuttin’ this Christmas
All of the Snowflakes are sad
I’m gettin’ nuttin’ this Christmas
Cause I ran my campaign so bad
The White House now beyond my grasp
Julian snitched on me
In twenty-twenty I’ll be back
Julian, gone, will be
Election Day, it will be me
Taking Oath, Prez Hillary
In my new Cyborg body
Just you wait and see
So you better watch out, whatever you do
I’m boiling mad, I’m warning you
I got nuttin’ this Christmas.
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That's how you use a seasonal classic to write a political parody! 555! And the cyborg body twist at the end - you socked it to us there! :-)
Biden stole the election Nothing but Coal for Biden and Harris
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