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Song Parodies -> "The 12 Days of Rogue One"
Original Song Title:
"The 12 Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The 12 Days of Rogue One"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Resubmitted due to initial errors.
On the first day of Rogue One
a true fan let me see:
Jyn Erso with an A-180*
On the second day of Rogue One
a true fan let me see:
2 Hover Tanks
and Jyn Erso with an A-180
On the third day of Rogue One
a true fan let me see:
3 U-wings
2 Hover Tanks
and Jyn Erso with an A-180
On the fourth day of Rogue One
a true fan let me see:
4 T.I.E. Strikers
3 U-wings
2 Hover Tanks
and Jyn Erso with an A-180
On the fifth day of Rogue One
a true fan let me see:
5 Death Trooper things
4 T.I.E. Strikers
3 U-wings
2 Hover Tanks
and Jyn Erso with an A-180
On the sixth day of Rogue One
a true fan let me see:
6 AT-ACTs walking
5 Death Trooper things
4 T.I.E. Strikers
3 U-wings
2 Hover Tanks
and Jyn Erso with an A-180
On the seventh day of Rogue One
a true fan let me see:
7 Stormtroopers fighting
6 AT-ACTs walking
5 Death Trooper things
4 T.I.E. Strikers
3 U-wings
2 Hover Tanks
and Jyn Erso with an A-180
On the eighth day of Rogue One
a true fan let me see:
8 Rebels fleeing
7 Stormtroopers fighting
6 AT-ACTs walking
5 Death Trooper things
4 T.I.E. Strikers
3 U-wings
2 Hover Tanks
and Jyn Erso with an A-180
On the ninth day of Rogue One
a true fan let me see:
9 Y-wings jinking
8 Rebels fleeing
7 Stormtroopers fighting
6 AT-ACTs walking
5 Death Trooper things
4 T.I.E. Strikers
3 U-wings
2 Hover Tanks
and Jyn Erso with an A-180
On the tenth day of Rogue One
a true fan let me see:
10 X-wings juking
9 Y-wings jinking
8 Rebels fleeing
7 Stormtroopers fighting
6 AC-ACTs walking
5 Death Trooper things
4 T.I.E. Strikers
3 U-wings
2 Hover Tanks
and Jyn Erso with an A-180
On the eleventh day of Rogue One
a true fan let me see:
11 BlasTech Blasters firing
10 X-wings juking
9 Y-wings jinking
8 Rebels fleeing
7 Stormtroopers fighting
6 AT-ACTs walking
5 Death Trooper things
4 T.I.E. Strikers
3 U-wings
2 Hover Tanks
and Jyn Erso with an A-180
On the twelfth day of Rogue One
a true fan let me see:
12 Kyber Crystals powering**
11 BlasTech Blasters firing
10 X-wings juking
9 Y-wings jinking
8 Rebels fleeing
7 Stormtroopers fighting
6 AT-ACTs walking
5 Death Trooper things
4 T.I.E. Strikers
3 U-wings
2 Hover Tanks
and Jyn Erso with an A-180
a true fan let me see:
Jyn Erso with an A-180*
On the second day of Rogue One
a true fan let me see:
2 Hover Tanks
and Jyn Erso with an A-180
On the third day of Rogue One
a true fan let me see:
3 U-wings
2 Hover Tanks
and Jyn Erso with an A-180
On the fourth day of Rogue One
a true fan let me see:
4 T.I.E. Strikers
3 U-wings
2 Hover Tanks
and Jyn Erso with an A-180
On the fifth day of Rogue One
a true fan let me see:
5 Death Trooper things
4 T.I.E. Strikers
3 U-wings
2 Hover Tanks
and Jyn Erso with an A-180
On the sixth day of Rogue One
a true fan let me see:
6 AT-ACTs walking
5 Death Trooper things
4 T.I.E. Strikers
3 U-wings
2 Hover Tanks
and Jyn Erso with an A-180
On the seventh day of Rogue One
a true fan let me see:
7 Stormtroopers fighting
6 AT-ACTs walking
5 Death Trooper things
4 T.I.E. Strikers
3 U-wings
2 Hover Tanks
and Jyn Erso with an A-180
On the eighth day of Rogue One
a true fan let me see:
8 Rebels fleeing
7 Stormtroopers fighting
6 AT-ACTs walking
5 Death Trooper things
4 T.I.E. Strikers
3 U-wings
2 Hover Tanks
and Jyn Erso with an A-180
On the ninth day of Rogue One
a true fan let me see:
9 Y-wings jinking
8 Rebels fleeing
7 Stormtroopers fighting
6 AT-ACTs walking
5 Death Trooper things
4 T.I.E. Strikers
3 U-wings
2 Hover Tanks
and Jyn Erso with an A-180
On the tenth day of Rogue One
a true fan let me see:
10 X-wings juking
9 Y-wings jinking
8 Rebels fleeing
7 Stormtroopers fighting
6 AC-ACTs walking
5 Death Trooper things
4 T.I.E. Strikers
3 U-wings
2 Hover Tanks
and Jyn Erso with an A-180
On the eleventh day of Rogue One
a true fan let me see:
11 BlasTech Blasters firing
10 X-wings juking
9 Y-wings jinking
8 Rebels fleeing
7 Stormtroopers fighting
6 AT-ACTs walking
5 Death Trooper things
4 T.I.E. Strikers
3 U-wings
2 Hover Tanks
and Jyn Erso with an A-180
On the twelfth day of Rogue One
a true fan let me see:
12 Kyber Crystals powering**
11 BlasTech Blasters firing
10 X-wings juking
9 Y-wings jinking
8 Rebels fleeing
7 Stormtroopers fighting
6 AT-ACTs walking
5 Death Trooper things
4 T.I.E. Strikers
3 U-wings
2 Hover Tanks
and Jyn Erso with an A-180
* Jyn Erso's A-180 blaster is a Luger with a silencer mod
** Kyber Crystals convert hypermatter reactor energy of the Death Star into an energy beam that can destroy worlds
** Kyber Crystals convert hypermatter reactor energy of the Death Star into an energy beam that can destroy worlds
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